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  1. birgerjohansson says

    Jesus Effing Christ! And they are a captive audience, they cannot walk out of the BS without consequences.
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    More important, today is Terry Pratchett Day. Get a big hat, and forget the Grags (if you know, you know). At least the thieves and murderers of Ankh-Morpork were registered.
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  2. Walter Solomon says

    If there’s one bright side about this, it’s that Iran’s propaganda machine will definitely have a hilarious response to it.

    A Lego Eminem-inspired diss track aimed at Trump, Kid Rock, and crew is incoming I’m certain.

  3. Reginald Selkirk says

    Could be worse. At least there is no record of Kid Rock ever shitting himself to avoid the draft.

  4. Reginald Selkirk says

    Wikipedia

    His performance at Super Bowl XXXVIII in 2004 drew criticism from Veterans of Foreign Wars and Senator Zell Miller for cutting a hole in an American flag and wearing it as a poncho; Ritchie was accused of “desecrating” the flag.

  5. cheerfulcharlie says

    Great Bouncing Cthulhu! Who the hell arraigned this travesty? This is beyond degeneracy.

  6. Jim Campbell says

    Does the Pentagon not have security guards, or at least bouncers, on the doors to stop random passing clowns from just wandering in?

  7. redwood says

    Surely we’re in The Onion territory here. This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Does he have any military experience? What could he possibly say of any usefulness?

  8. microraptor says

    Remember, this is the Reality TV Administration. Experience doesn’t matter, only spectacle.

    But hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and Vance will get sent to Israel to try to rally support for Benji.

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