Ugly man, ugly statue


Serves him right. This sculptor thought he could cash in on the Charlie Kirk frenzy, but it backfired on him — now he’s left holding the bag.

A New York sculptor has been left furious after spending $100,000 of his own money to build a lifesize statue of Charlie Kirk, only to find that no one wants to buy it.

Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise “millions” of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.

Not only do they want to piss on it because Kirk’s reputation is in the toilet, but man, that is one ugly-ass statue.

“I wasn’t a fan of Charlie,” he said. “Like one thing that I couldn’t stand about him while he was alive [was] when he was talking about Palestine. [Kirk would say]: ‘Oh no, Palestine doesn’t exist.’ I thought: ‘Well, this guy must be out of his mind.’”

Instead, Furnari said he made the statue in an effort to “glorify and to exercise the first amendment, this freedom of speech” – although at points during the conversation, Furnari also said he made it to support Charlie Kirk’s wife; to “glorify democracy”; and to “commemorate a person”.

Sergio Furnari with his statue of Charlie Kirk. Photograph: Sergio Furnari
He later added: “Why am I making the statue? The same reason why Michelangelo did the Pietà, or Michelangelo did the David, or Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa. Why? Just to commemorate a moment, you know, a person.”

Right, it’s all the same reason: to make money. He thought it would be lots of money, but it turns out to be negative numbers of money.

Until then, Furnari is left with a 6ft 4in statue of a renowned racist, which he has spent $100,000 making, and which no one wants to buy. Maybe it is cursed after all.

Nice summary. That should be how we remember Kirk — as a big ol’ racist.

Comments

  1. beholder says

    How to make money on a Charlie Kirk statue? I wonder…

    Get the neck fountain working. Make it sound like it’s singing that “We are Charlie Kirk” song. Fill the thing with arcade lights and gizmos that make exciting noises on contact. Have people pay for target practice.

  2. nomdeplume says

    “glorify and to exercise the first amendment, this freedom of speech” – the first and second amendments have been so damaging to America.

  3. CompulsoryAccount7746, Sky Captain says

    Mother Jones – Stupid-Looking Statue of Nathan Bedford Forrest Comes Down in Nashville (2021)

    The fiberglass abomination was sculpted in 1998 by Jack Kershaw, the former attorney for Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassin and the founder of the white nationalist organization the League of the South […] Kershaw was seemingly unaware of how dumb the statue looked.
    […]
    the statue, which appeared to be screaming in pain or rage, bore only a passing resemblance to Forrest. With its maniacal eyes, disproportionate head, and violently contorted posture, it consistently served as fodder for late-night hosts […] Gawker deemed it “the most fitting monument to the ugly idiocy of southern history” and argued that it should be kept forever because it is “so hilariously stupid.”

  4. UffDah! says

    Speaking as someone who doesn’t believe in curses: that statue is absolutely cursed.

  5. robro says

    So Furnari was exploiting the exploiter. He’s missing a golden opportunity and he already has an audience for it: set it up in a private space…a bathroom if you will…and charge people to piss on it. A testament to free speech and capitalism at the same time.

  6. Ridana says

    His expression says he just shit his pants in the middle of his speech and he doesn’t know how to gracefully get off stage.

  7. indianajones says

    Why do Free Speech Enthusiasts always pick the worst examples as avatars for their argument?

  8. Hemidactylus says

    Given hardcore conservatives typically couldn’t handle her unabashed atheism, I wonder what Kirk’s views on Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead were.

  9. CompulsoryAccount7746, Sky Captain says

    indianajones @13:

    Why do Free Speech Enthusiasts always pick the worst examples as avatars for their argument?

    It’s a refuge of those who’d say the otherwise indefensible, like cranks and fascists. An avatar with higher standards would have merits it could argue instead.

    RightWingWatch – The Alt-Right is not pro-free speech (2018)

    Richard Spencer, one of the leading figures in the white supremacist alt-right movement, told his podcast co-host that the alt-right didn’t actually believe in free speech and that the alt-right only claimed to advocate for it for “radically pragmatic” reasons. Spencer and other alt-right advocates have argued for years that their ideas should be given platforms and unwarranted credibility under the guise of free speech.

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