A beautiful response by Talarico


The Texas GOP must have a “T problem”

Talarico takes the right tone in responding to accusations by Texas Republicans.

“He says you’re not manly enough to actually — this guy says you’re not manly enough to represent the people of Texas,” Scarborough said. “And he’s concerned about your Low T levels! Your manliness. Oh, yeah. Is this, is this a parody?”

As all three laughed, Scarborough asked his guest if he understood “their obsession with low-T.”

“I had to look it up,” the smiling Texas Democrat replied.

He then got his own dig in, adding, “Guys my age aren’t really worried about that kind of thing.”

Talarico then spoke seriously.

“People are really tired of this kind of professional wrestling in our politics,” he said. “These old guys who are lathered up in their fake tans, throwing these corny nicknames at each other. People are wanting serious leaders who are going to get this economy back on track, who are going to start to lower costs, who are going to start to raise pay. And people are catching on to the fact that these corny nicknames don’t lower the cost of groceries, don’t lower the cost of of prescription drugs, don’t lower the price of gas.”

I have to add that guys my (69) age don’t really worry about “T-levels,” unless a doctor recommends supplements in response to specific symptoms.

This is reminding me of a certain politician who keeps taking and reminding us all of his ability to take cognitive tests. We old people don’t generally worry about taking these tests, and we definitely don’t brag about passing these minimal evaluations of basic functions. We’re similarly not going to race in to our doctors to ask for extra testosterone, unless we’re experiencing difficulties. Are Ken Paxton and Lt. Governor Dan Patrick confessing to something?

Comments

  1. sinuousrills says

    “The guy on My Side said the guy on the Other Side was stupid! Ha ha, how clever!”

    What a way to spend your life, devoting so much attention to stuff like this.

  2. Becca Stareyes says

    I feel like ‘testosterone’ can be replaced by ‘masculine energy’ in most contexts[1] when used by conservatives and the meaning is still preserved. It just sounds more empirical when it’s a hormone that does exist, and does cause problems when out of whack.

    [1] Again, there are legit medical reasons to supplement testosterone, but a cis man ‘feeling unmanly’ is the sort of thing that is usually better addressed by some self-reflection or a good therapist, because it’s more down to the person’s interactions with society and internalized beliefs about men and masculinity than their hormones.

  3. drewl, Mental Toss Flycoon says

    That was a sick burn. At 57, I don’t worry about those things. My body is falling apart just like doG intended it to do, but my junk still works somehow (for now, anyway…)

  4. lasius says

    @3 Becca Stareyes

    I’ve read a translation of Journey to the West a few years ago. Demons in that book were very interested in masculine energy, or as the Chinese call it, yang. The priest they were hunting to eat his flesh and become immortal has incredible yang energy because he has been a virgin for several reincarnation cycles.

  5. Rich Woods says

    @lasius #5:

    The priest they were hunting to eat his flesh and become immortal has incredible yang energy because he has been a virgin for several reincarnation cycles.

    Might it be possible to redirect those demons towards incels? At the very least they should make for a good snack.

  6. lasius says

    @6 Rich Woods

    I am afraid that wouldn’t work. You see, the act of ejaculation, not necessarily from sex, is what actually robs you of your masculine energy, according to that form of daoism.

  7. Rich Woods says

    @lasius #7:

    I thought a lot of incels denied themselves bodily pleasure, but maybe that’s just the intersection between incels and Proud Boys. Then again, incels do strike me, collectively, as being a right bunch of wankers.

  8. KG says

    You see, the act of ejaculation, not necessarily from sex, is what actually robs you of your masculine energy, according to that form of daoism. – lasius@7

    Hmm… I think there should be a research project to look at whether male Daoist adepts have higher than normal rates of prostate cancer!

  9. davetheresurrector says

    “Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake… but I do deny them my essence.”
    – General Jack D. Ripper, in Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb .

  10. raven says

    sinuousrills the brain dead troll:

    What a way to spend your life, devoting so much attention to stuff like this.

    This is what happens when you are a stupid troll.

    Sinuousrills keeps stalking and insulting PZ Myers on his own blog, without ever coming up with anything intelligent.
    Which would be a waste of his life except, clearly he is unable to think of anything worthwhile and interesting to do with his pathetic life.

    Try looking up “projection” and find someone who can teach you how to look in a mirror and see just who has no life.
    You obviously care deeply about PZ Myers and I’m sure he barely knows you are alive and cares less.

  11. zetopan says

    Being “manly”, in at least parts of Texas, also means being impressively ignorant and profoundly stupid.*

    In 2012 the Texas GOP publically stated that they were against the teaching of critical thinking. Such thinking leads to doubting the veracity of flat Earth writings like Noah’s big box, disease is caused by demons, magic really works, etc. Professional idiot Virginia Foxx insists that the Noah fable is actual history, and she is not alone in that level of profound stupidity* in congress.

    *Perhaps moon volcano fan “sinuousrills” would prefer we use the words moron and moronicity.

    It is not possible to educate people who reject education and consider education and reason to be the works of the devil. In 2012 the Republican Party of Texas openly stated that they were against the teaching of critical thinking in the public schools. Claiming that “life origins” and “global climate change” should be subject to challenges in public schools, and the schools should not be allowed to undermine parental authority or religious beliefs. In other words, do not educate our children, we want them to be just as ignorant as we are. And numerous GOP apologists have tried to explain how this GOP platform is not really anti-education, etc.
    https://truthout.org/articles/texas-gop-declares-no-more-teaching-of-critical-thinking-skills-in-texas-public-schools/

    “Reason is a whore, the greatest enemy that faith has; it never comes to the aid of spiritual things, but more frequently than not struggles against the divine Word, treating with contempt all that emanates from God.” — Martin Luther (an early religious fanatic.)

  12. Snarki, child of Loki says

    With all that ignorance in Texas, they should have more Darwin Award winners, amirite?

  13. raven says

    Texas has a lower average life expectancy compared to the national average. As of recent data, Texas ranks 31st among U.S. states in life expectancy, which is one point below the national average. The average life expectancy in Texas is influenced by various factors, including health care access, socioeconomic conditions, and lifestyle choices

    Texas has lower life expectancies compared to the US national average, coming in at 31st.

    In general, people in the Red states are less healthy and die younger than people in Blue states.

  14. Ridana says

    You see, the act of ejaculation, not necessarily from sex, is what actually robs you of your masculine energy, according to that form of daoism. – lasius@7

    I always wondered where the “semen retention” zealots got that harebrained idea from. Now I know. Still don’t know how the daoists came up with it…
    .
    ICYMI, I’m relinking this because it’s too funny and still on topic. :)
    https://bsky.app/profile/cwebbonline.com/post/3mqv6dsn7p22y
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    if you can’t view it there try here:

    https://xcancel.com/cwebbonline/status/2078227817305944173

  15. John Morales says

    zetopan @13, quote-mining is not admirable.

    Your claim:

    In 2012 the Republican Party of Texas openly stated that they were against the teaching of critical thinking in the public schools.

    The truth (my emphasis):

    Knowledge-Based Education – We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.

    (https://s3.amazonaws.com/texasgop_pre/assets/original/2012Platform_Final.pdf)

  16. says

    That’s what Zetopan said: they opposed teaching critical thinking. Their justification, all that nonsense said about opposing behavior modification”, which is not what critical thinking is, does not change the fact that they oppose teaching critical thinking.

    You’ve been doing a lot of this irrelevant hair splitting lately. I’m not impressed.

  17. birgerjohansson says

    John Morales @ 18

    “have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority”

    The way I interpret it, they think “challenging fixed beliefs” must be evil.

    “Undermining parental authority” – fundie thinking . Kids are the property of the parents. The father is the religious and secular authority of the family.

    They are using more words, but it can be boiled down to the kind of flexible thinking countries like Iran and Saudi Arabia are famous for.

    (BTW after the religious authorities clamped down on thought in the muslim world, the torch for early science passed elsewhere. Just saying)
    .
    I assume the author of the passage has no problem with Jehowa’s Wirnesses (and other groups) parents denying necessary medical treatment to their children because of religious dogma.

  18. John Morales says

    Pointing out that others’ claims are misstated is not hair-splitting, rather, it is not being dishonest about others’ claims.

    The intimation was that they didn’t want any critical thinking at all.
    But they were quite specific. Leaving out the qualification is misleading.

    That claim was then followed by this one: “In other words, do not educate our children, we want them to be just as ignorant as we are.”

    No. That is not what was said. Basically, it’s a false claim.
    The quotation I adduced makes that plain.

    How it is irrelevant to expose misleading claims is left unstated.

  19. John Morales says

    Birger, yes.
    Plenty of ground upon which to mock and puncture the actual silly claim in that platform without resorting to non-truthful claims.

  20. charley says

    I don’t think the phrase, “…which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority” was referring to a subset of Outcome-Based Education. It was just their way to diss of all OBE.

    I don’t see anything untruthful in zetopan’s statement.

  21. indianajones says

    ‘Are Ken Paxton and Lt. Governor Dan Patrick confessing to something?’

    I mean, they’re right wingers making an accusation, so almost certainly yes.

  22. John Morales says

    charley, fine.
    Nothing untruthful about “In other words, do not educate our children, we want them to be just as ignorant as we are.” in your estimation.

  23. birgerjohansson says

    Paxton is apparently so corrupt his fellow Republicans dislike him. This will make it harder for them to recruit volunteers. Talarico might drop the fact that Paxton has “credibility” issues into the conversation without making it Trump-level tacky.

  24. unclefrogy says

    You see, the act of ejaculation, not necessarily from sex, is what actually robs you of your masculine energy, according to that form of daoism. – lasius@7

    from a translation of a book called “The Tao Of Sex” which explains that the goal was to live forever. To do that the “adept” would have sex with many women a day giving them orgasms “pleasure” with out climaxing. To do that were described ever more elaborate positions of intercourse.
    if I was able to have sex with numerous women every day it would likely feel like I was living forever.
    The practices are however are useful in being a considerate lover. The essence in common vernacular without the poetic language of the Chinese is practicing “edging” without ejaculation which does leave a more energetic feeling. but probably eternal life

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