Yikes, this is an image to spark nightmares. Remember the little fly squeaking, “help me, help me” at the end of the horror movie, The Fly (the original, not the remake)? And it’s Palin!

I just have to reassure myself…this time, the flies wrested the swatter out of her hands, and shooed her back to Alaska.

At least there seems to be one in Montana: candidate Roy Bown was accused of being…a vegetarian.

“I am not and have never been a vegetarian,” Brown said. “I am disgusted by the baseless allegation that I am a vegetarian and that my personal eating habits should somehow be construed as opposed to the economic interests of Montana’s livestock industry.”

So…would a compromising photo in Montana be one catching a politician eating peas and carrots? Are cholesterol levels and a history of heart attacks advantages in races there?

I wouldn’t mind if my corpse found utility in scaring small creationist children.

This is going to cause some uncomfortable moments in atheist circles — after Richard Dawkins’ death and resurrection, he’s now going around performing miracles. This is very awkward.

I know! I’ll just have to stop believing in him, and instead put my faith in Daniel Dennett, who would never…oh, wait.

If you’re partial to humor about demons (and all you atheists — you know you are), check out DEMONS, a webcomic, sort of. It’s an interesting way to use YouTube, and I also rather like the mockery of Faithmole.

(via Brain Rage)