It’s in the New York Post, so you know it must be true. They’ve extracted alien corpses from multiple crashed flying saucers, and they’ve been able to taxonomically classify the four different kinds of ET. Conveniently, they all look like they’d be able to be cast for the low-quality make-up capabilities of a TV series on a budget. They’re straight from Dr Who or Star Trek.
Stop laughing.
The Post did their research and found a former Advanced Aerospace Weapon System Applications Program advisor and CIA-funded researcher
and quantum physicist
to back them up. Unfortunately, their source Hal Puthoff. Puthoff is an electrical engineer (synonymous with quantum physicist, apparently) and Scientologist who is best known for the infamous Puthoff & Targ “research” on Uri Geller at the Stanford Research Institute. He has since moved on to promote remote viewing and zero point energy. He’s a notorious kook, so it’s not surprising that he’d happily vouch for those goofy aliens.



I thought that compound eyes were not as efficient as ‘camera’ eyes. I don’t know where but I heard that they’d have to be as big as ‘soccer’ balls to be as good as ours.
BTW. Have you seen this spider news. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70y138y995o ?
Personally I’m put off by this BS.
The little guy with the big eyes looks like Paul from the movie Paul. And the Nordic guy reminds me of Jesus for some reason.
I’m kind of surprised Puthoff is still alive. Turns out he’s 90 this year. It was always hard to tell if he was a con-man or a true believer, but I’d say he inclined more toward the credulity of Prosper-René Blondlot than the obvious deception of Uri Geller.
The fact the “aliens” have a physique similar to humans (to the extent that they have a bulge in their crotch) leads me to believe the designers of this image have a grossly limited imagination.
I like how, in the last two pictures of the article, they deliberately cross into science fiction.
Video available on Amazon:
Third Eye Spies
So… why did they stop?