Why is their evidence always nothing but assertions and cartoons?


It’s in the New York Post, so you know it must be true. They’ve extracted alien corpses from multiple crashed flying saucers, and they’ve been able to taxonomically classify the four different kinds of ET. Conveniently, they all look like they’d be able to be cast for the low-quality make-up capabilities of a TV series on a budget. They’re straight from Dr Who or Star Trek.

Stop laughing.

The Post did their research and found a former Advanced Aerospace Weapon System Applications Program advisor and CIA-funded researcher and quantum physicist to back them up. Unfortunately, their source Hal Puthoff. Puthoff is an electrical engineer (synonymous with quantum physicist, apparently) and Scientologist who is best known for the infamous Puthoff & Targ “research” on Uri Geller at the Stanford Research Institute. He has since moved on to promote remote viewing and zero point energy. He’s a notorious kook, so it’s not surprising that he’d happily vouch for those goofy aliens.

Comments

  1. submoron says

    I thought that compound eyes were not as efficient as ‘camera’ eyes. I don’t know where but I heard that they’d have to be as big as ‘soccer’ balls to be as good as ours.

  2. stuffin says

    The little guy with the big eyes looks like Paul from the movie Paul. And the Nordic guy reminds me of Jesus for some reason.

  3. flex says

    I’m kind of surprised Puthoff is still alive. Turns out he’s 90 this year. It was always hard to tell if he was a con-man or a true believer, but I’d say he inclined more toward the credulity of Prosper-René Blondlot than the obvious deception of Uri Geller.

  4. Larry says

    The fact the “aliens” have a physique similar to humans (to the extent that they have a bulge in their crotch) leads me to believe the designers of this image have a grossly limited imagination.

  5. Reginald Selkirk says

    I like how, in the last two pictures of the article, they deliberately cross into science fiction.

    This creature from “Men in Black: 2” could be a Reptilian.
    ..
    This creature from “Alien: Covenant” could be a Mantid, which ufologists believe is a bug-like creature.

  6. Reginald Selkirk says

    Video available on Amazon:
    Third Eye Spies

    For more than 20 years, the CIA studied psychic abilities for use in their top-secret spy program. Now, secrets are revealed.

    So… why did they stop?

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