It’s been a heavy grading day, but at least I can say I’ve got one of my three classes done, and it was the largest one. Can I get the other two done tomorrow? Before I go to the local humane society fundraiser in the evening? Yes, I will. It shall be done.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
I bet they won’t take back your cat.
I’ve been going to these things for 20 years, and no one wants my cat.
You need to talk it up, not down.
Put a pink ribbon on the fucker.
Make a TikTok or YouTube short that shows what a cute rascal your cat is. Aww, look at what he’s doing now — dangling from the shower curtain rod or cuddling with a ferret. Some fool will say they want him.
I don’t think a video of the cat draping a ferret’s guts over a shower curtain rod will have the positive effect you think it will.
Oh god. I’m getting buried under emails asking for points, asking for explanations of their grade, confused about an optional final that I explained multiple times in class and lab, wondering if there are ways to get more points now, explaining to me that I should have graded this quiz this way, not that way. I may go insane.
Really, people, there were 882 possible points you could have earned over the course of the semester. Trying to scrape 5 more points out of a quiz from 10 weeks ago won’t affect your grade.
Jesus, I need a sabbatical.
Maybe this is something for PZ?
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