Usually, though, people don’t brag about it on their album covers.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Since Rabbi Lapin has identified godless folk as “parasites”, we need a field guide to atheist parasites, just so you can avoid them. They’re horrible little creatures with filthy habits, like writing or teaching math.
I had dinner with Mr Deity tonight (he’s here in Fargo), and he mentioned his new video. You may recall that in the last episode, he failed his psych exam, and now he’s going to have to work some shady angles to get his creation.
(via Boing Boing)
I will have you know that I never experienced the red pattern in the diagram.
It does remind me that I need to get a haircut this week, though.
The LDS church has a weird habit of baptizing dead people into their faith — and now you can get even. Atheize anyone!
It works, too! I atheized Brigham Young, and next thing I knew, his ghost was hanging about whining about how I’d gotten him kicked out of Mormon heaven and how all his celestial wives had laughed as they tossed his newly godless patriarchal butt off out of their palace. That may sound like a bit of an annoyance, getting haunted out of the deal, but really, it’s no problem — just remind them that they don’t believe in the supernatural, and you might get a brief look of quizzical startlement before they vanish in a puff of ectoplasm. Easy.
It’s an amusing list of the various ways skeptics can be dickish. I’ve noticed that there’s been a massive eructation of YDIW skeptics lately, myself.
Of course! This would work! What do you need to prevent pregnancy? Why, an extract made from babies, of course — 100% pure organic Brazilian rainforest babies.
Unfortunately, it won’t work for atheists, because you have to consume the babies homeopathically.
