Vandals get punished


That is a lovely tree. It’s been posing in a scenic location near Hadrian’s Wall for 150 years.

Then a pair of idiots came along with a chainsaw and did this to it:

The two vandals have been found guilty. They did it for a “laugh” and to fetch a souvenir for one of the men’s newborn daughter — I don’t think she’ll be taking pride in that as she grows up fatherless.

In a bit of good news, saplings have sprung up from the stump and a new tree may arise.

Comments

  1. clsi says

    It’s not so easy to kill a hardwood tree. Let’s hope our democracy is more like a sycamore than a pine.

  2. coffeepott says

    so one of em’s defense was ‘it were him!’ and the other’s was ‘it weren’t me, i got a baby at home!’?

  3. says

    Remember all those Johnson and Johnson commercials? “Having a baby changes everything”?

    In this case: Having a baby makes you a dipshidiot. Congrats, morons. 🙄

  4. John Watts says

    As Marvin the Martian used to say, “This makes me very, very angry.”
    This Marvin quote is even more spot on, “I think man is the most interesting insect on Earth. Don’t you? There is a growing tendency to think of man as a rational thinking being, which is absurd.”

  5. Larry says

    The ancient Polynesians had a practice where they would sacrifice 4 people when building a new temple by placing them, alive, into holes dug at the 4 corners of the new building and then dropping a pole into each hole that would serve to hold up the roof. The thinking was that the temple would then have a strong foundation holding it up.

    I suggest this practice might be a fitting penalty for these two ensuring that the roots of a new tree placed into a deep hole dug near the old tree and them placed into the hole before filling it with dirt would provide the nutrients needed to make the tree strong for another 150 years.

  6. outis says

    Jeez is this not humanity’s history in a nutshell? There’s something beautiful and widely admired, then along comes an idiot and destroys it for laffs.
    In this case the tree may resprout but even so it will be a lifetime before it returns as it was.
    In most other cases well, not much to be done is it. A plague to be borne.

  7. submoron says

    Larry @ 5. I think that it’s either in Graves’ The White Goddess (flaky but entertaining) or Frazer’s The Golden Bough that the ancient Britons would punish the ring-barking of a tree in a sacred grove by doing the same to the perpetrators of the sacrilege and wrapping the skin round the tree. I also recall that ancient Europeans also sacrificed people by burying them in the foundations of new buildings although this was refined medieval times to simply burying the shadow of a person who would then waste away.

  8. tacitus says

    They’re quite a couple:

    A neighbour in the village, Grinsdale Bridge, close to Graham’s ramshackle home, said: “Daniel is a sociopath and a bully. Every reasonable complaint he received about this monstrosity he built was met with threats and aggression.

    “I feel certain that he was the driving force behind what happened at Sycamore Gap because Adam doesn’t have the brains to plan such a thing.”

    It does sound like the crime was motivated by more than “having a laugh” though:

    Residents and planning officials from Beaumont Parish Council, a remote Cumbrian rural community, told how they felt threatened by Graham’s ‘dominant and oppressive behaviour’.

    The council rejected his retrospective bid to live on the site of his Millbeck Stables and warned he faced eviction. In a ‘decision and reasons report’, Graham was told that the application was ‘far beyond a replacement dwelling’ as he had claimed.

    One of the reasons for objecting to his plans was because of its proximity to Hadrian’s Wall. “The application site is located approximately 100m south west from Hadrian’s Wall vallum and within the World Heritage Site’s buffer zone,” the documents state.

    Locals said heavy plant vehicles were regularly going in and out of the property with several ‘near misses’ on the rural roads.

    A final letter of refusal was made in April, 2023. The Sycamore Gap tree was felled little more than five months later. Several locals objected to his application to live on the site.

    In a decision posted just before his trial, Cumberland council’s final ruling stated that he will be evicted from the plot of land. So he will have no home to go to when he gets out of prison.

    When he was charged with felling the tree, a neighbour told of his grudge against the authorities. “When he was refused permission to live there, many people thought he said ‘right, I will show them’,” said one woman, who declined to be named.

  9. hillaryrettig1 says

    Within a few short months of the “Great Emigration” on the Oregon trail, some yahoos cut down the Lone Pine, an enormous pine tree (> 100 feet tall) that had stood as a guide for indigenous peoples for centuries.

  10. raven says

    This has happened before, many times.

    There was a sacred Golden Spruce on Haida Gwaii islands (formerly the Queen Charlotte islands in British Columbia) called the Golden Spruce.

    Wikipedia:

    Kiidk’yaas (meaning “ancient tree” in the Haida language[1]), also known as the Golden Spruce, was a Sitka spruce tree (Picea sitchensis ‘Aurea’) that grew on the banks of the Yakoun River on the Haida Gwaii archipelago in British Columbia, Canada. It had a rare genetic mutation that caused its needles to be golden in colour (rather than the usual green). Kiidk’yaas was considered sacred by the Haida people.

    Kiidk’yaas was felled in January 1997 by Grant Hadwin as an act of protest against the logging industry. Kiidk’yaas and its felling are the subject of John Vaillant’s 2005 book The Golden Spruce.

    The Golden Spruce, sacred to the Haida people, was cut down not so long ago by some weird guy for obscure reasons.

    What cutting down an ancient tree has to do with the logging industry is unknown to normal people.

    It wasn’t Hadwin’s best idea but he was at least consistent.

    Hadwin planned to travel to his trial date by crossing the notoriously stormy and violent Hecate Strait (from Prince Rupert to Masset) alone by kayak in mid-winter. He departed Prince Rupert in February 1997 but never arrived at his trial. What is believed to be Hadwin’s broken kayak and effects were found on Mary Island in June 1997.

    He apparently committed suicide by Kayak.
    He gets points for style here.

  11. larpar says

    “Tree stump sprouting is a natural way that fallen trees regenerate. The sprouts that grow from the roots will probably become a full tree, but the sprouts that sprout up directly from the stump will be like a tree branch and may not develop a strong enough foundation to become a large tree.”
    via Copilot

  12. Larry says

    hillaryrettig1 @ 9

    That is why the US Forest Service does not disclose the location of Methuselah, thought to be the oldest tree in the world at over 4800 years old. A bristlecone pine tree, it’s located in the White Mtns in eastern CA.

  13. silvrhalide says

    In a bit of good news, saplings have sprung up from the stump and a new tree may arise.

    It’s called coppicing and is sometimes a forest management tool. Not in this case however.
    Whether or not the subsequent tree(s) are as strong as the original will depend on how high the stump is and how close to the ground the saplings are. If the regrowth is closer to the ground, new roots may spring directly from the sapling(s) into the ground as the tree(s) grow. That’s years in the future though. If the stump is fairly tall and the saplings are developing higher up, the future isn’t good for the new growth–the stump is essentially an open wound and a source of infection/infestation for the tree, at least until the stump seals/grows over. If the stump rots out before the saplings grow roots of their own, it’s toast in the first moderately large storm.

    The silver lining for the daughter is that she will largely grow up without her useless asshat father–yes, you read that right. Not every parent is a good parent and for all the (extremely) public breastbeating about fatherless children and fathers who abandon their children, not nearly enough is said about the damage that asshole fathers do to their kids.
    Just because he fathered this kid (“took him minutes, took her nowhere”–thanks, Bowie!) doesn’t mean that he has or ever had her best interests at heart. The UK social safety net is pretty good (or at least way better than the US one, which is largely nonexistent now–thanks, Republicans!) so at least her basic needs can be met without the economic necessity of having this toxic asshole in her life. If bio dad is like this now, when she’s an infant, imagine the toxic crap this kid will endure with him in her life. Now at least she has the chance of growing up without his toxic BS in her life and with the possibility (if not the probability) that her mom will make better mating and dating choices in the future. I mean, Jesus, lady, what made you pick this asshole out of the herd? There’s over 8 billion humans on the planet, was this really the best you could do? Make better choices in the future.

  14. Walter Solomon says

    Larry @9

    The location of many superlative trees — oldest, tallest, thickest — are often kept secret. It’s too bad the same wasn’t done with irreplaceable cultural and geological sites. Those suffer from damage from visitors to parks far too often.

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