I simply love hippos. They just look adorable and stuff
Who Caressays
They might look adorable but that yawn over there is telling you: “Get of my lawn, NOW”. And if you don’t do it you’ll get chased by 2 tons of territory defending annoyed animal intent on running you down then chomp a bit, with that wood chipper he just warned you with, on you. The reason why it is considered the most dangerous animal (you don’t need a flyswatter for) in Africa.
Yawn. Next.
I see Jesus.
or Gandalf.
What about a hippopotamus?
Why, I’d kick him in his bottomus.
Heh, that’s how I’ve felt most of the day.
I simply love hippos. They just look adorable and stuff
They might look adorable but that yawn over there is telling you: “Get of my lawn, NOW”. And if you don’t do it you’ll get chased by 2 tons of territory defending annoyed animal intent on running you down then chomp a bit, with that wood chipper he just warned you with, on you. The reason why it is considered the most dangerous animal (you don’t need a flyswatter for) in Africa.
Who cares
Yeah, but I also think that polar bears look cuddly.
I was also seriously bitten by a rabbit once.
Let me guess:
You hate Mondays?
Nah!
Where’s the face fungus?
very like a whale
Amazing how an animal can look adorable or terrifying based solely on whether its mouth is open or closed.
You shaved?