Case in point: Representative Brad Sherman, a Jewish Democrat from California. He had some advice for Jane Yellen on the timing of interest rate changes.
God’s plan is not for things to rise in the autumn. As a matter of a fact, that’s why we call it fall. Nor is it God’s plan for things to rise in the winter through the snow. God’s plan is that things rise in the spring. So, if you want to be good with the Almighty, you might want to delay until May.
He proudly tweeted a summary.
Urged Janet Yellen not to raise interest rates now. https://t.co/O68I9tgJTa God's plan is things rise in spring, not winter.
— Brad Sherman (@BradSherman) November 4, 2015
So don’t make souffles in the fall. Guys, if you have a disappointing performance in the bedroom, just tell your partner that it was God’s plan. All flags must be at half-mast during the fall. I’m going to start sleeping in — it’s fall, we’re not supposed to rise.
Sherman, despite having a liberal view on many things, is a fool. And his foolishness is derived from his religiosity.
