I’m out at Midway Field with the Minnesota Atheists, and as you can see, we have seized control of the local baseball team.
It’s the start of the fourth inning, and the score is 0-0. I think the problem is that Amanda Knief and Greta Christina are not cheering the team on — they were lured away to the concession stand by the siren call of fried cheese curds.
The atheists must win!