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Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Probably not safe for work. But you’re not working now, are you?
Well, this is an odd project:
Though the Bible is an ancient book, full of beautiful prose, timeless stories, and great truths, there has long been a barely spoken of dissatisfaction over the one element it sorely lacks: zombies. At Zombible, we hope to remedy the situation by carefully inserting lovingly crafted zombie-oriented text into the Bible, for the enjoyment and enlightenment of all.
It’s odd because when I read the Bible, I see a great big zombie story already. The central figure in the New Testament is a zombie, and the chief function of the book is to turn people into zombies. I guess it wouldn’t hurt to clean up the metaphors and make it a little more explicit.
Isn’t this what the global warming debate is actually all about?
We will never be able to stop this approach. We’re doomed!
Unless…we start touting beer and porn as the products of evolution. Get to work on it, gang.
Mr Deity accidentally calls Pat Robertson…do NOT tease the zealots.
Listen to the whole thing for his apology for the last episode — I think he felt a little heat.
It features a philosopher who thinks he has overturned science on the basis of a shallow examination and a bad analogy. I think it’s Stephen Meyer.
NPR asked kids and young people that question. I rather liked the young lady who said “I stopped believing in the hairy man, when I stopped believing in the Bible“. Very good!
Bad news, gang: we’re going to have to give up on all of science because cranky human beings came up with it.
For those of you who haven’t been following the story line, Mr Wiggles, the sociopathic teddy bear, has recently filled in for God, and really messed up the universe. Only not really — it was all just a dream. But at least it has a happy ending.
It makes me happy, too.
