I’ve been enrolled in The Shadow League

How exciting! I’d like to say thank you for the honor, I appreciate the efforts of all the little people who have lofted me to join this distinguished company, and is there a stipend, an honorarium, some token that would help me buy groceries?

Of course there isn’t. The Shadow League is an imaginary organization invented by Calvin Smith of AiG Canada, and it only pays in shadow money, which is as imaginary as his shadowy god. What this really is is a truckload of bullshit dumped in my lap, on this morning I had intended to work on my nefarious plan of instruction in cell biology, which begins in two weeks. I don’t really have time to deal with all the Christian nonsense in this video right now.

While I appreciate the loving attention he gives to my head shots, he really doesn’t understand my words. I think it is true that there is no moral law, dispensed by an invisible man in the sky, but that does not mean that there is no such thing as morality, or that we are free to murder and steal without consequence. The nonexistence of a deity makes it a necessity to find a moral foundation in something other than stupid words in an old book, and my solution is humanism and the development of principles of empathy and equality. He complains that the idea of evolution is leading to the slow collapse of Christian churches, and I say good — the false morality of authoritarian should be dismissed and abandoned.

There is a lot more I would say, but responsibility is leaning heavily on me today, and I should pay attention to that, because I have a social contract and an obligation to do the best job I can to present the scientific facts of biology to my students. In two weeks! Yikes!

I will return to this inane video sometime soon. For now, I’ll leave it to you all to make comments and give me tips for a future episode of shit-shoveling.

How much does a process server cost?

I ask because I got served this morning. There was a knock at the door, and a nice lady handed me a piece of paper from Offit/Kurman, a New York law office. It was titled “Demand to Take Down Defamatory & Copyright-Infringing Pages,” and was basically the same complaint I summarized back in June.

They want me to take down a post they call “Page One”, which I called How not to build a coalition, in which I reported that the Secular Policy Institute tried to recruit the Feminist Freethinkers to align with them by saying I’m starting to believe that the reason the secular movement doesn’t have more women is the women. Prove me wrong, which is something of an own goal. That post from 12 years ago they have now decided was defamatory.

They also want me to delete “Page Two”, a post that is only ten years old, titled Which do I dislike more, Encyclopedia Dramatica or Johnny Monsarrat? That one is both defamatory and copyright-infringing, because it links to a post about the unsavory and unethical behavior of one Jonathan Monsarrat, who is somehow involved with the Secular Policy Institute. I also include a formal, professionally photographed image taken directly from the publicly available, at that time, Secular Policy Institute, which showed Edwina Rogers in a group shot including Michael Shermer, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, and a few other people. They want that taken down. She may not like being seen together with Richard Dawkins, since a few years earlier Rogers had been suing Dawkins and the Secular Coalition of America.

I know. Ten years ago, there was a Secular Policy Institute and a Secular Coalition of America, along with many other godless organizations that have faded into the dim shadows of history, and they were suing each other. But of course, I was the problem that was splintering the whole movement.

Anyway, this new demand has added a “Page Three” that must be deleted — it’s the post from last month in which I mentioned “Page One” and “Page Two”! I think that means that next month they’ll have to send me revised demands that will include a “Page Four”, which will be this post you are reading right now. I think we’re trapped in a time loop.

They have an additional complaint about “Page Three”.

By demanding that “Someone needs to mention Barbra Streisand to these people,” your newest article could be interpreted as a call to encourage additional defamation against Ms. Rogers, her organization and her colleagues.

Wheee! I guess mentioning Barbra Streisand is now stochastic terrorism, and I am an agent of chaos.

They conclude by demanding the takedown of “Page One,” “Page Two,” and “Page Three” by August 12 2026, and have also added a confidentiality clause.

3. Confidentiality: Agree that the contents and existence of the parties’ settlement are confidential, including the settlement communications culminating in the settlement. Neither the contents nor existence of the settlement, nor communications leading to the settlement, may form the basis of future articles, blogs, or posts on Freethoughtblogs.com or anywhere else.

That’s the “Shut up and don’t expose our idiocy anymore” clause. Sorry, I don’t play that game.

>huuuaaaallllp<

This grubby-handed gentleman left a jar of raw milk outside, in 90°F heat, for two days, until the solids started to separate, chunks formed, and I see some discoloration appearing, although that could just be from the filthy state of his glassware. He says this is an “experiment.”

I’m not showing you the video, because next…he takes a big swig of the rotten, curdled milk, and I nearly lost it. Would you drink any milk, let alone raw milk, that had been left to fester in the sun for a few days? I wouldn’t make you watch that.

But if you insist, here’s a link to instagram. Mmmm. Warm lumps of slimy coagulated milk.

Then he insists that it was probably better for him than when it was fresh, because the bacteria have had time to culture and develop more complexity. He reassures us that it is totally safe.

The raw milk fanatics are totally insane.

Hey atheists — I have a question. Is Lily Jay fake?

If you’ve hung out with the atheist communities on YouTube or Instagram (and if you haven’t, congratulations!) you’ve probably encountered Lily Jay. She’s a chirpy blonde Australian woman, and convert to Islam, who makes short videos in which she tries to poke holes in atheist ideas. Her content is incredibly stupid, but she does have 3 million followers. Here’s an example of the bad, but fortunately brief, arguments she makes.

You want more evidence of stupidity? Here’s another example. There’s so much more on her YouTube channel.

She also rejects evolution for the dumbest reasons.

We evolutionists say we all evolved from one-celled organisms, but we don’t have any 2-cell or 3-cell organisms. Checkmate, atheists!

She’s all over social media. She doesn’t just pester atheists with her nonsense, but there are also lots of videos that start Hey Christians, Hey Hindus, Hey Buddhists, Hey feminists, Hey vegetarians, etc., etc., etc. all with the same sort of stupid gotcha claims. She is incredibly obnoxious. I’ve long been in the habit of instantly scrolling away when that face and the word Hey… appears.

She not only has a huge personal following, but she claims to have built a charitable organization, the Lily Jay Foundation, which has been opening up orphanages and mosques all over Africa. Or has it?

The foundation she recently established, the Lily Jay Foundation, also has a massive following.

Its logo often adorns banners that appear in her videos, usually fixed behind her.

In one of those videos, posted in February, viewers are introduced to “our newest children in Africa”.

They wear white T-shirts, adorned with the same Lily Jay Foundation logo and the Ugandan flag.

“We washed them, gave them new clothes, everything a child needs to grow up in a positive environment,” the voiceover says, over images of happy children.

Except…these propaganda videos all seem to be made with AI.

The woman who appears at the start of the video, enthusiastically announcing the establishment of the orphanage, is not the real Lily Jay.

This blonde woman is a fabrication, made with artificial intelligence. So too are the children with lollipops, and the foundation’s banner behind her.

Further, no one seems to be able to find these charitable constructs via independent sources.

The Ugandan Registration Services Bureau initially confirmed to ABC NEWS Verify that there was no orphanage registered under the Lily Jay Foundation name, or “Ada Nur”, the name Lily Jay has given to the orphanage on her website.

It turns out the foundation isn’t even registered as a charity — it’s a logistics firm.

The Lily Jay Foundation registered its first ABN in 2025, but at the bottom of the foundation’s website is the admission that it is not an actual charity.

“Lily Jay Foundation is a next-generation social enterprise and high-speed humanitarian logistics firm executing rapid aid deployment in global crisis zones,” it read.

“To maintain absolute speed and independence, we operate as a private commercial structure funded by voluntary project sponsorships, which fuel our high-speed supply chain and are currently not tax-deductible.”

If you’re curious about what anyone would have to gain by setting up a fake charity, or why they would do it, the answer is simple.

Lily Jay — real name Lily Jay Hinson — does not appear to currently reside in Australia and details about the 31-year-old’s life are difficult to pinpoint.

Her social media account shows a life of jet-setting luxury, business class travel and expensive-looking jewellery.

Clues online indicate she is originally from the Sunshine Coast and had attempted a career in music and dance before pivoting to become an Islam influencer.

I will be curious to see if her popularity starts to drop, or if YouTube or Instagram kill her lying, phony channels. But I’m not holding my breath — she says what believers want to hear, so it’ll probably continue.

Oops. Her instagram account has already been deleted.

We already knew Bryan Johnson was going to die someday

Remember Bryan Johnson? Here’s a reminder of his silly obsession.

Johnson famously claims to spend millions on his health each year, which goes towards keeping a personal army of doctors on hand who constantly monitor his biomarkers, and help carry out more unorthodox health interventions like swapping his blood out with his younger son’s and monitoring his nighttime boners (though he’s seemed to pare things back as of late).

Unfortunately, poor little Bryan is sick.

Bryan Johnson, in his quest for eternal youth, has been dealt a mortal blow.

Last week, the longevity-obsessed tech investor revealed that he had been diagnosed with an incurable autoimmune disease in which his “stomach is eating itself.”

He’s got autoimmune gastritis. It’s not a mortal illness, but it is a serious and uncomfortable chronic disease, nothing to be made light of. Pity him, but don’t plan the funeral just yet.

Besides, he’s going to turn this into a profit-making drama.

But, true to his mission, Johnson believes he can biohack his way out of this gut-punch, too.

“I’m going to try and solve it,” he wrote on X. “Will share all.”

The man is rich, he already spends millions of dollars on his health every year, and gastritis is a manageable illness. I’m pretty sure he’s going to live through this, it’s just become a significantly more uncomfortable process.

But someday, he will die.

The clowns rise to the top

Imagine that Donald Trump offered me a prestigious and profitable position in his administration (that’s not going to happen). I’m on the edge of retirement, and would love to have a nice comfortable position for my twilight years, so maybe you think I’d be tempted. I would not. I am not going to trash my own integrity to get some advantage. That would be the last thing I’d ever consider, and would feel a deep shame if I were to accept it, because everything Trump touches turns to crap.

In other words, I’m not Avi Loeb.

A polarizing Harvard astronomer known for splashy theories about alien visits has been tapped by the Trump administration to lead a team of outside scientists to study the national security risks posed by UFOs.

Avi Loeb, a cosmologist who studied black holes and served as head of Harvard’s astronomy department until 2020, was recently appointed to helm a new scientific advisory council tasked with investigating the origins of mysterious orbs and other objects reported by military personnel in recent years.

Loeb has made a career of pushing patently nonsensical bullshit. That’s not just my opinion, the scientific community in general thinks he’s a con artist.

His theories have won praise in UFO circles but often put him in conflict with academic peers. Other astronomers accuse him of making exotic claims with little evidence. Some chafe at his habit of skipping the peer review process and bringing claims directly to the public.

Steve Desch, an Arizona State University astrophysicist who has challenged some of Loeb’s theories, said Loeb uses flawed methods to reach wild conclusions about alien life — all while shunning a more established branch of science searching for life beyond Earth.

Loeb’s role on the administration’s new panel casts doubt on the entire endeavor, Desch said.

“I don’t know what’s going to come of this, but we’re not going to get any closer to answering these questions with him in charge,” Desch said.

Loeb has been artificially propped up by the grifter administration. Let’s hope he comes crashing down hard in a few years, and learns regret.

Confirming the terrible quality of this panel, Michael Shermer has also been appointed to it.

Not my VBS

I never formally attended Vacation Bible School, but my house was across the street from the Lutheran church, so sometimes I was tempted. There were kids playing outside! They were playing a beanbag game! So I wandered over a few times, and I was encouraged by the sunday school to do so. Forgive me, for I sinned.

It was mostly harmless, I think — the theme was just to have fun while under the umbrella of the church. That’s all. I guess the church has gotten more aggressive nowadays.

In a bizarre, disturbing scene that’s gone viral on TikTok, a church appeared to stage a fake execution of a man—involving realistic-looking guns and military uniforms—during Vacation Bible School. As the man is being murdered, the children are cheering in unison, “Take him out! Blow him up!” The military men then take the body outside (and out of view), where it’s suggested by the pastor they’re going to “blow him up.”

It’s disturbing that children were not only watching this scene, they were encouraged to cheer on the players machine-gunning the victim. Is this where a faith centered on the public execution of a disruptor of the status quo leads us?

The preacher at that church rationalizes the scene by saying that murdered man represented sin or satan, so it was OK to kill them. I’m sure Jesus would agree that children should be taught to kill sinners. They deserve death, after all.

I wonder if this church teaches that LGBTQ+ people are sinners?