A few days ago, I got sucked into a weird vortex of a YouTube category. I watched ONE (1) video about climbing Mt Everest, and then of course the algorithm started feeding me more and more Everest videos, specifically Everest Disaster videos, and wouldn’t stop. I’m currently going cold turkey on anything about mountain climbing, rejecting every video the system offers me, to try and break the cycle. I’ll probably be offered videos about Everest until I’m 900 years old.
But I did learn a few things, and one of the reasons I kept watching them was a sense of horror. Sure, there were skilled mountaineers who trained and trained and brought deep physical and mental abilities to the mountain, and I have to respect that. Everest has become a carnival attraction for “influencers” and business people who just want the glory of being able to say they climbed the tallest mountain. They spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to book sherpas to lead them on a grueling march, and to probably carry them to the top and back down again, all so they can gloat on Instagram.
And many of them die for this dubious distinction.
Three out of every 10 expeditions to Annapurna result in a casualty. That rate is slightly lower for Kangchenjunga (29.1%) and lower still for K2 (22.9%). Everest only comes in at sixth place, with a casualty rate of 14.1%.
Of course, that rate is so much lower because so many more people are tempted to climb Everest. Each one, no doubt, a highly motivated individual.
They’re dying, and for what? There are lines, as if this is a Disneyland ride. They stack up on guide ropes, planted by the long-suffering sherpas, and may have to stand and shuffle for hours as the mob is led up, one by one, to the summit. It’s insane.
The whole thing is an extreme test of physiological endurance…and money. They climb above the “death zone,” so called because no human being can survive at such low oxygen concentrations for long. You enter the “death zone,” and you start inevitably dying slowly (or quickly), and what you have to do is get to the summit and down as rapidly as you can, so you can get back down to the altitude where the atmospheric pressure is high enough that your body can repair itself after its exposure to lethal deficiencies of air. Did I already say it’s insane? It’s madness.
People die in this vain endeavor, and their bodies get left on the mountain.
Some of the frozen, dessicated bodies are used as landmarks.
Green Boots, arguably the most famous body on Everest, has been identified as Tsewang Paljor, Head Constable of the Indo-Tibetan Border Police (ITBP), though some think it might be his colleague, Lance Naik (i.e. Lance Corporal) Dorje Morup. Both were members of a three-man ITBP climbing party that perished in the infamous blizzard of May 1996, which also took the lives of five other mountaineers.
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Some bodies are known landmarks, as Green Boots used to be: “The German” on the second step of the north face route, the “Saluting Man” near the south summit, the “Icefall Body”, in the Khumbu glacier field, and “Sleeping Beauty” on the southeast ridge, until she too was removed from view in 2007.
What a fate. And it’s all in service to a lethal tourism industry, where people are killing themselves to expose themselves to a physical challenge. I’m sorry, but if you tell me you climbed Everest, I’m not going to be impressed — I might just feel pity for your deluded ambitions.
One of the consequences of this wasteful enterprise is a mountain littered with dead bodies, ropes, colorful nylon tents, and stacks of empty oxygen bottles. More people are willing to risk their lives for a photo op than are willing to risk their lives to clean up the horrible mess of debris they leave behind.
That did get me wondering, though. Ötzi was a wonderful discovery of a 5,000 year old corpse of a Copper Age man, with artifacts of his time, that has stirred up a lot of curiosity about what he was doing in the Alps, how he died, how was all his gear used. Why was he climbing those mountains? I’m wondering how future anthropologists in 7000 CE would feel on discovering this treasure trove of a 21st century high-altitude garbage dump/graveyard, and what questions they might ask. Why were all these people in bright nylon clothing up there at 6-8000 meters anyway?
I’d just say they were glory-seeking idiots.
Bold of you to assume there will be any future sapient life, much less a civilization.
At this stage, human extinction would be a mercy.
5000 years is time enough for a total civilization collapse followed by re-emergence of a radically different culture.
Human extinction is unlikely. Humans being reduced to a thin population of hunter-gatherers is a better possibility.
I believe the item found on Everest and other mountains that is most likely to cause confusion to future anthropologists as to its purpose will be the selfie stick.
FWIW I recommend reading Joe Simpson – of Touching the Void moivie and book fame – on what we’ve done to Chomolungma / Mt Everest and the ugly, nasty horros of it all in one of his books* or parts thereof.
See : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Simpson_(mountaineer)
Technical in parts esp onmountianeering gear and techniques etc.. and yet very fascinating, philosophical at times and a thoughtful,ethical writer who has literally been there and done that.
.* Umm, maybe the This Game of Ghoists one? Read yeras ago and rea dquite a few of his -buta long time ago.
Note that a fair number of Sherpas die in these attempts, too.
I was reading Into Thin Air, by a journalist who went on one of these expeditions. In addition to the inevitable dangers involved in scaling such a peak, there’s a certain amount of folly. As a general rule, when climbing any mountain, there is (or should be) a turn-around time — a time when you head back down, regardless of how far you got, but on that expedition, a number of the guides (not sherpas!) insisted on going on, even hours after the turn-around time, because they didn’t want to disappoint the people who had spent thousands of dollars to be led to the top (and presumably back down, too!)
And even if you turn around at a reasonable time, there’s the problem of all the other climbers coming up and blocking your way back down.
From what the book said, the Nepal government has considered trying to limit the number of people, and they charge hefty fees to anyone who wants to climb, but Nepal is not rich and the climbers bring in lots of hard currency, so there’s a strong incentive not to clamp down too hard.
BTW. Mountain slopes don’t make for good fossilisation chances if memory serves.
Avalanches may bury stuff but theyalso erode down and don’t tend to be good places of preservation.
For Ötzi I can say, that he was found close to a pass that is still in use today to drive sheep from the Schnalstal to the Rofental. I myself have sampled aquatic insects in the glacial streams up there. Since he apparently was shot with an arrow but not looted, he probably fled the pass uphill and perished at the glacier.