Rittenhouse has been hospitalized with a spider bite, and I’m getting all this email asking if I was responsible. No, don’t be silly. If I had the power to sic spiders on people I don’t like, Mar-A-Lago and the White House would be so thickly infested with Black Widows and Brown Recluses that the entire Republican ruling class would be dead or hospitalized. I would not start with blubberin’ Kyle, much as he deserves it.
The communists couldn’t take me out and i’ll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out
So now his paranoia is imagining invisible communists and spiders under his bed. He’s a weird sad sick individual.
Keep crying, killer.
Could his delusions be a result of the spider toxin or did the spider bite him because he was deluded?
Your “ hospitalized with a hospital bite” should be spider bite or brown recluse bite.
Call that a bite? Mate! Not even suppurating.
Has anyone checked that the spider hasn’t been poisoned?
I once was bitten by some lycosid while out sampling aquatic insects. Hurt like a bee sting and the two marks were visible for weeks, but it wasn’t serious otherwise.
Given that global warming is causing spiders to move to more northerly habitats, I would presume that the killer has fallen victim to the stupidity of his political orientation.