A Kentucky pharyngulation?


Ken Ham is trying to game a tourism poll in Kentucky — he wants his followers to vote for his crappy “museum” as the best museum and as the best kid-friendly attraction in Kentucky. I think we should vote for Big Bone Lick State Park as the best museum, but that poll asks you to enter a zip code — I don’t know if they’re only going to accept Kentucky resident’s vote. I went ahead and voted anyway, since I have visited both the AiG frauds and the state park, and even if I hadn’t, I’d know that the Creation “Museum” and Ark Park are pretty much bottom of the barrel roadside attractions.

In the kid-friendly attraction category, the Ark Encounter is up against the Louisville Zoo, which is an insane match-up. Really, does Ham seriously think his pathetic fake boat is of a caliber that can stand up against an accredited, science-based zoological garden? I cast my vote for the real thing. I will be very disappointed if Kentucky blesses the stupid lie and con game of Answers in Genesis.

Go ahead, make Ken Ham disappointed instead.

Both of these polls allow you to vote every day this month, which makes them bogus from the outset, so neither are going to be very meaningful.

Comments

  1. Owlmirror says

    It’s easy to find the zip code of the Creation Museum.

    The poll is coming from inside the house . . . !!

  2. Owlmirror says

    When you ddg “creation museum”, a Tripadvisor sidebar shows up that has: Natural history museum in Petersburg.

    I realize that calling it a “Fake history museum” is probably not going to fly, but couldn’t they at least have gone with: “Supernatural history museum”?

  3. Owlmirror says

    John Scalzi’s review (almost 20 years ago, gads) will probably not be used by Tripadvisor.

    Imagine, if you will, a load of horseshit. And we’re not talking just your average load of horseshit; no, we’re talking colossal load of horsehit. An epic load of horseshit. The kind of load of horseshit that has accreted over decades and has developed its own sort of ecosystem, from the flyblown chunks at the perimeter, down into the heated and decomposing center, generating explosive levels of methane as bacteria feast merrily on vintage, liquified crap. This is a Herculean load of horseshit, friends, the likes of which has not been seen since the days of Augeas.

    And you look at it and you say, “Wow, what a load of horseshit.”

  4. stevewatson says

    @3: Ah, that photo gallery brought back memories of the day Spouse and I spent there, in company with PZ and a bunch of students, almost that long ago. Has Ham’s Folly updated its displays at all, in 15 years? (Guess: probably not — it’s not like they’ve got anything new to say, unlike a real museum might).

  5. arthurhunt says

    The Newport Aquarium is an excellent nearby attraction that deserves votes. And visits.

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