Come out for The Donald, ye every last chump,
Who found yourself reasons and voted for Trump!
With gold-plated ego, his own horn a-tootin’,
He swept from his tower, assisted by Putin.
Now the cry has gone up, and grows louder each day
From the citizens: “Please, can Obama just stay?”
I think I’ll leave it there; neither Trump nor the poem deserve more time. Any who want to complete more of it, you can find the original here, at Pharyngula.
Good one …
Brilliant, as always. Thank you!
Nicely started.
Via Lynna OM (#64) on that Pharyngula thread is news of this contest :
http://wonkette.com/610552/attention-all-versifiers-wonkette-proudly-presents-your-donald-trump-inaugural-poetry-contest
Which is worth mentioning here I imagine?
Ed Brayton has a thread on this on his facebook page incl. a Snopes link debunking the Vogon Trump tribute noted on Pharyngula as official :
http://www.snopes.com/trumps-inauguration-poem/
plus more.
My contribution, set to a fittingly fascist tune (bonus points if you can guess which one!):
The Trump arrives
The masses are not cheering;
The Trump arrives
with kleptocratic friends.
The electors did decide
against the nation’s voters.
The Trump arrives
To general dismay.