(Warning! Video below flaunts fantastic gymnastic hermaphrodite sex. You will be forever crippled with deep feelings of sexual inadequacy forever more after watching it.)
(Warning! Video below flaunts fantastic gymnastic hermaphrodite sex. You will be forever crippled with deep feelings of sexual inadequacy forever more after watching it.)
Envy no more! There is a way you too can possess a luxurious full beard.

The big soiree is this weekend, so start practicing.

This was photographed on the floor of the Gulf of Mexico. Human beings are persona non grata in that neighborhood anymore, I suspect.
Actually, is there anywhere in the ocean we’d be liked? Except as a snack?
(via Spiegel)
