It’s tragic — the psychopathic teddy bear from the web comic died last week, but apparently he’s getting a new gig as a sub for the deity.
Yep, nobody will notice any difference down here.
I never wear it to class, though. Maybe students would fear and respect me more if I did.
Wonder no more: this video explains it all.
You have to read between the lines to get it, but short answer: god is Australian!
This is definitely not safe for work, but I had to include it because you just know the Catholic League will freak out over it.
And remember: 30 September is International Blasphemy Day. What will you be doing to outrage the fanatics?
It’s too accurate.

That’s not the punchline, either — it’s just the setup. You’ll have to read the whole thing.
Don’t miss the one right after it, either — it explains how science publishing works.
Some of you may recall that horrible, annoying talking paper clip that Microsoft inserted into their evil software many years ago. It was universally reviled, so you don’t see it anymore, but have you ever wondered what happened to it? Clippy met Cthulhu. No contest.
