And this cover reaches out with a supple and sexy tentacle to wrap around my neck and draw me in closer, where it whispers “buy me.” It helps that the author is very, very good, so I can trust the content will be excellent, but oh what a hook.
Phallacy: Life Lessons from the Animal Penis will be available on 22 September. You can get in line now.
Finally! A book that will truly understand the male condition.
richardelguru says
Remember the penis mightier than the surd!
blf says
Also about males… (Edited set of cross-posts from poopyhead’s [Pandemic and] Politics all the Time series of threads…)
Men to avoid: The mansplainer, the sexpert, the patroniser:
The images at the link, which are scattered throughout the article, are indeed hilarious. Her twittering. (The above Irish Times article may have originally appeared in the NYT.)
Also see Art Net, A New Book Turns Historical Paintings Into Hilarious Memes About Mansplaining — See Images Here.
The Grauniad has a (sadly, rather short) interview with Nicole Tersigni, ‘If you’re a dude, you may be tensing up’: the woman making art out of mansplainers. Includes yet more of her hilarious images.
(No squids or spiders that I am aware of…)
SQB says
The function of the penis is
Not specified in Genesis.
—John O’Mill
(It rhymes in Dutch).
Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says
Watch out for the argumentum ad baculum.
richardelguru says
SQB It assonates in English (at least in RP) so post it in Dutch!!
Please.
davidc1 says
Penises are a sore subject with me ,well it will be after the 22th ,got to got into hospital to be circumcised ,not
looking forward to it for some reason .
Nathan Mauk says
There once was a squid from Salinas,
Whose mantle was shaped like a penis . . .
gijoel says
@3 Penesis would be a good name for a band.
drivinganalytical says
For even more ‘light reading’, or just some cover judgement: “Hung like an Argentine duck : a journey back in time to the origins of sexual intimacy / John Long” ISBN 9780732292737
John Long’s broader coverage of the evolution of sexual intimacy in the animal kingdom demonstrates that the gap between human and animal behaviour is not as large as many of you might have thought.
Man’s fascination with the penis is endless…
loosenoodlepoodledoodle says
And here I’d thought PZ had given himself over to the arachnids at the expense of the cephalopods, caught in their webs for good! But no, he has slithered back into the grip of his old flame! I wonder what kind of story we could get if Oglaf used this premise as a writing prompt…
derferick says
@7 There once was a squid from Salinas,
Whose mantle was shaped like a penis.
A lady called Flo
Looked over to Joe
And said, “Now I know what obscene is.”
I’ll get my coat.
Numenaster says
@derferick #11:
Well done!