im 500 years old today. congradulate me or die tryin.
i was contemplatin posting my novella “mitosis” here in a limited run. id do it as a long post (or more than one if it hits a character limit), then delete the posts after a week. after that you can hunt the internet archives for it or pay when I publish it, whatev.
it’s a period piece set the 1990s, scifi horror, transgender main character. anyone wanna see it?
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Edit to add: i could never make it in england, always say flock of bats instead of block of flats.
Edit to add: my husband points out that i’ve had the same cat thru the entirety of my 40s. nice one, hecubus.
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probably get more attention if i speak english, but nay, you jolkers can figure it out