Mark Walker, of North Carolina
Is a Rep who gives very few fucks.
He doesn’t like government spending
Or maybe he doesn’t like ducks.
Like the POTUS, he blathers on Twitter
With a similar lack of good taste:
“If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck,
It must be government waste.”
If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, it must be government waste. pic.twitter.com/JKgabZ47O5
— Rep. Mark Walker (@RepMarkWalker) May 15, 2017
A duck ramp (apparently at the reflecting pool in DC), which A) serves a purpose, and B) costs a tiny fraction of what we are spending to keep the Trump family in separate residences for any given day, is rep. Mark Walker’s poster child for government waste.
Duckling update: Ramp in Use! pic.twitter.com/34E6oJOkCF
— U.S. Capitol (@uscapitol) May 16, 2017
The GOP lacks all perspective
And can’t tell a small cost from large
So if it’s between them or ducklings
I’d rather have quackers in charge.
(tangentially related, but it’s what comes to mind when I read about “government waste” in the US) Still can’t wrap my head around the fact that, apparently, any politician suggesting to redirect 1% of the “defense” budget into social programs would be committing political suicide in this weird, weird country.
Take that, ducks?
That ramp cost about $1.99 to fabricate
.
Only 50% of the ducklngs used it.
Hell! Ping the Duck had a ramp to get on the Wise-Eyed Boat! And that was in China!
Real American Ducks deserve at least that much!
I remember that book!
If you’re a duckling you don’t have to be smart, just cute.
Hello Duckies
Did you know
Republicans think you have to go?
By which I mean; you have to die.
Yeah WTF! What a not-so-sweet guy.
Little ducklings, sink or swim.
Drown we’d rather hope for you things.
Course Repubs are people remember that,
When it comes to them “chewing that fat.”
Trump supporters, snowflakes all,
Can’t take the heat but dish it all!
Wasted well you’d have to be
To vote for Repub scum like me.
PS. Bloody annoying ad here is getting really intrusive and in the way for some reason. Moving right into the comment box and blocking vision for reviewing and seeing what I’m typing. Anyone else have this issue here or even better any fixes for it? :-(