My boobs are stock footage for Fox News (0:16). You can all stop sending me the video now.
Maybe that’s why we kept having earthquakes since boobquake. Maybe my cleavage keeps appearing on television! God, could Fox News get any more evil? Stop causing natural disasters!
well, that’s feminism taken care of
Sweeeeet.
That’s some pretty awesome misreporting. Give Fox News some credit for their consistency.
No, this is *science*. You’re not causing natural disasters; you’re saving men’s lives.
huh. i’d ask ’em for royalties every time they flash ’em…
Sorry, but this looks a bit too much like http://urbanlegends.about.com/…I would guess it’s another stupid mistake from the media
A few of my friends are still in Channel 7’s stock footage for drunk kids on Schoolies (kind of like Spring Break in Australia, except for people graduating from high school). That was like 4 years ago, and has been shown at least 10 times. So get used to it – when they find one they like, they tend to stick with it.
Well you have made it farther than 80% of drama majors… [Citation needed]
Your mammaries are famous. Treat them nicely today, give them some congrats and something comfy to lounge upon. (I am assuming that this is what they like, alternatively, strap into a speedsuit and go street-racing)
Actually, can you not get royalties for that?
You’d think that they could report it more respectfully,….not Foxy enough, I guess.
even if this is a real study, well goddamn. The second group was supposed to refrain from looking at breasts for five years. FIVE MOTHERFUCKING YEARS. JESUS COCKSTOMPING CHRIST. They’re apparently not even allowed to look at their significant other’s breasts. Of course they’re going to have higher blood pressure.
Way to crush all my hopes and dreams. ;)
It finally happend, fox news sourced a report from onion news.
FOX loves its evo psych, as it is apparently the only legit science around.
All I can say Jenn, is thank you for doing your part to keep the men of the world healthy. If it wasn’t for kind, decent women like yourself showing up in stock footage about breasts, well, the world would be a much darker place for it. I salute you, and your cleavage!But seriously, it is kind of funny that Fox is using a popular feminist icon’s cleavage as part of their stock footage for men staring at breasts.
You also made a listener generated segment on AM sports talk radio in Chicago.at the 11 min markhttp://chicago.cbslocal.com/?p…
JAPAN!!!!
Indeed. Even as portrayed on Fox with no attribution (along with the other ladies – Happy International Women’s Day!), Jen’s cleavage was enough to mess up Japan. If only we’d had her around in WWII – we might not have need to drop the bombs.
8.9…Jesus shitfucking Christ
The official word from mid-east clerics is that citizens in Japan don’t change the oil in their cars enough…..they’re calling it “LUBE-QUAKE”….
They’ve already used weekly world news as a source for a story so the onion is very much overdue.
By the way, this type of thing is called B-roll footage: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B…
(Not correcting your use of “stock footage”, BTW, just sharing a word.)
As if Fox News doesn’t employ enough boobs as it is (i.e. Beck and O’Reily)