It’s official:

pz envy

The jealousy expressed by an atheist who’s not quite as famous, popular, or controversial as PZ Myers. “

Unknown Atheist Blogger felt some serious pz envy when she realized she didn’t have enough followers to crash a poll.”

Bob: Man, I only got one piece of hate mail last month, but Pharyngula mocked 42 letters this past week!
Jane: Oh, enough of your pz envy!

Credit goes to David D.G over at Friendly Atheist for first using this term! I just wrote up the entry.