Remember, there are only nine more days until the Rapture! Get your forgiveness from Jesus now and avoid long lines in the last minute rush.
Salon has an article on the latest Rapture prophesy and the 89-year old radio host named Harold Camping who is behind it.


There are only 10 more days until May 21, which is Judgment Day when the Rapture happens! What, you didn’t know this? You don’t even know what the Rapture is? Let me fill you in.
Don’t confuse this end of the world with that predicted by the Mayans. Because their calendar only went up to 2012, some people interpreted it to mean that they somehow knew that the world would end that year. But since the Mayans were heathens who did not know Jesus and their calendar was not based on the Bible, they obviously cannot be trusted. 
