I scan a lot of news sites and in the process come across items that are not newsworthy in the sense of being important but are amusing and quirky. But there are some items that keep appearing in the headlines so frequently and so prominently that they signify something important but that I never click on.
One of these is the dispute involving Harry and Megan Windsor and his family. Such intrafamily conflicts can be very unpleasant and I do not wish them on anyone but I do not really need breathless commentary on that particular soap opera. The other is the impending wedding of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. While I am pleased for any happy couple taking such a decisive step, the details of this event have zero interest for me.
But given how these things constantly appear on the newsfeeds, clearly a lot of people must be interested in them. And it testifies to the skill of news headline writers that even though I don’t follow up on the links, I still know something about these two things just from the headlines.
i have some occasional bouts of clickbait genius, and am rewarded with adbot magnet articles.
maybe one of these days i should make good on the promise of my article “mary worth hentai.”
There’s a rescue mission going on to save the satellite called Swift. A wedding of the same name at the same time is bonus. And both will draw attention away from Trumb’s failing parade. May the Sweat be with him.
P.S. Nice headline.
Now I really want to read ‘mary worth hentai’.
Also, given how much of an ultraconventional misogynist dickhead Mary Worth is IMO, I also want to read ‘Mary Worth Lovecraft’ where the solution to this relationship problem is to go indescribably mad, and the solution to that romance involves getting yourself unspeakably eaten instead.
But how much of what you know from headlines ain’t so?