Here’s this chart of the caloric value of cannibalism.
The article tries to spin this negatively — as a game animal, humans are a very poor return on the investment of effort in hunting them. As a cheerful optimist with a sunny disposition, however, I prefer to put this in a good light: if you are on a diet and trying to lose weight, then cannibalism might just be the perfect weight loss plan for you.
Basically, if you’re eating kale regularly, you might as well try switching things up a bit.













