Now we know why Colbert retired. There was no way he could ever adequately satirize reality.
This is an actual, genuine, real ad from America’s Liberty PAC, a pro-Rand Paul SuperPAC. I lost it with the opening scene of fire-breathing bald eagles, dubbed in with the screech of the red-tailed hawk, as is traditional…and then the explosions. Explosions everywhere.
Please, international readers, close your eyes and pretend American politics isn’t happening. We’re embarrassed enough.









