Benjamin mentioned this evil little ditty in the last iteration of the chatty thread, so now I shall inflict it on you.

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Stephen Fry is a lucky man to have someone willing to make that big an investment in him…except, well, that kind of commitment is actually common in the human species. Who would the Pharynguregulars invest a few decades of their biology to?

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You all ignored my last command to dance, so we shall try again…this time, with Engrish.

(via Robert Popper)

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I may need to check myself into a mental hospital, threadlians, because so help me, I like Lady Gaga, even the weird pretentious gynecological bits at the beginning of this video. Maybe especially the freaky alien gynecology.

If you’re not going to dance, I at least hope you’re commenting in your underwear.

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Heed ZDoggMD, all you denizens of the endless thread, and vaccinate!

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Finally, they’ve kicked that sappy Spielberg off the property and are redoing ET with the edge it should have had in the first place, and the endlessly patient thread will be waiting in line.

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Oh, man, 14 year old articulate atheist kids — I’m feeling old. I don’t know if she’d even be allowed to participate in the vulgar and voluble thread.

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They’re getting hard to keep track of — but they do provide fodder for the thread full of fierce heathens.

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Yeah, it’s an anti-Catholic cartoon. Laugh, threadketeers, laugh.

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Matt Dillahunty shows the godless followers of the thread how to hammer on believers.

By the way, there are a few of us, including Matt Dillahunty, who will be at the American Atheists Convention in Des Moines, Iowa on 21-24 April. Who else is going?

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