Amazing: one short comic strip that captures my philosophy perfectly.
Gosh, now I’m done. I don’t need to write anything anymore.
Perfection!
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Amazing: one short comic strip that captures my philosophy perfectly.
Gosh, now I’m done. I don’t need to write anything anymore.
We’ve finally got the piece of evidence they’ve all been asking for: a cat giving birth to a dog.
It’s only a matter of time until my attempts to hatch a bird out of my fish eggs succeed.
I’m not nominated for anything, praise Jebus.
Uh, guys? You know that trip to Ken Ham’s creation science “museum”? I think he got wind of our plans.
He’s training guard dogs now.
No, no…it’s cephalopodmas madness. Only 38 days to go!
This fairly typical scrap of creationist email made me smirk. Please, if you’re going to be sarcastic and tell me how stupid I am, don’t make the first word of your diatribe grammatically incorrect.
your soo smart… I wish I was as smart as you
Oh you are soo much smarter than everyone else. That’s odd being that your ancestors were monkeys. Too bad you are going to drown soon when mankind melts the polar ice caps. I guess you would have done just as well if we would have used your embryo for research and the rest of us would be much better off too. What a stupid arrogant know-it-all loser you are.
I do think it’s absolutely brilliant that in one short paragraph he managed to express his dull, uncomprehending irritation with four hot-button issues: evolution, global warming, abortion, and fetal research. If only six sentences hadn’t exceeded his attention span, maybe he could have worked in something about gay sex and the Iraq war, too.
Julia Sweeney has audio samples from her new CD online—and gosh, she seems to have the same opinions of Intelligent Design and Deepak Chopra that I do! It must be something correlated with godlessness…like brains.
(Thanks to Hank Fox)
Here are some highlights from his press conferences.
UTI is becoming just a center for hilarity lately.
Several people have brought this cartoon to my attention. I don’t get it.
So Bush and Rummy are being rewarded for their incompetence by getting to hang out with the octopuses? Or does the cartoonist just hate cephalopods, and is illustrating their torment? (They do look kind of pissed).
