I’m thinking with my luck I’d share a spider bite with the evil cat.

I’m thinking with my luck I’d share a spider bite with the evil cat.

I’ll get to show the grandkids this video to explain why they aren’t getting any presents.
The Czech army made a video where they shoot down Santa because gifts here are delivered by the Infant Jesus. https://t.co/ml92bXPJ52
— Cosmique Slav (@ASpaceSlav) December 24, 2021
Blame the Czechs!
However, my soup recipe is worth far more than my non-existent soul, so this might be a worse deal than having the typo corrected.
But wait, where’s the combo for the salacious limerick?
The squid were avoiding me in elevators.
Was it my breath? Body odor? Creepy staring?
No thagomizers.
It’s still early in the 21st century, the students will figure out a way eventually.
