My wife is working today, and before she left at 6:30am she left me a gift on my desk, a wolf spider.
She know me well. Now, though, what do I do to reciprocate? Should I get her a prettier spider? My imagination is limited.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
This reminds me of the old Nat Geo specials with David Attenborough documenting the mating habits of various birds where one would give their mate some shiny trinket or a bug. Here we have Homo Sapiens Morrisona Myersi demonstrating such behavior.