The pressure is enormous. I’m a pretty conventional guy, but all the messaging from the world around me tells me that people like me are terrible, hypocritical, and lack all empathy.
I’m still cheering on the protesters, though, and despising the cops. This comic from Mattie Lubchansky is mainly persuading me that I’ll never wear a purple sweater vest.
Then there’s all these strangely hateful people trying to tell me that being LGBTQ is super-cool.
Look, that tempts me, but the social contagion isn’t influencing me at all. I’m a confirmed, committed heterosexual who finds himself attracted to women, not men, and even if you promised me a whole pirate ship and a chest full of gold doubloons I wouldn’t be able to switch my sexual preferences.
I’m not changing my brain around, but I’m convinced by this kind of media that I should be supporting protesters and LGBT people. They’re the ones doing the sane, cool stuff.
If that isn’t enough ferocity for you, behold…the Gender Ideology Hydra!
John Morales says
Obviously, all the messaging from the world around you is wrong.
birgerjohansson says
Yog-Sothoth indicates PZ has chosen the right way.
billseymour says
#NotAllCisHetWhiteMaleBoomers (like me as well)
mordred says
For this summer I need a t-shirt with a rainbow coloured Jolly Roger!
raven says
Where is the data on this claim?
This is an assertion without proof or data and may be dismissed without proof or data. No it isn’t.
This is the old gay agenda claim.
We all know what the real gay agenda is.
When the gays take over, everyone will have fabulous drapes and owning a pair of stylish shoes will be a human right.
cartomancer says
I suspect I’d be about as good at piracy as I am at the whole being gay thing. On the other hand, I suspect a bicorn hat and brace of pistols would suit me rather more than a mesh vest and party glitter.
Also, pirates were the original socialists
https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/453898/pirate-enlightenment-or-the-real-libertalia-by-graeber-david/9781802061567
jackdaley says
They had me convinced until I saw that they couldn’t even spell hydra correctly.
sheila says
The LGBT flag is like the modern day Jolly Roger. It’s a declaration to the world that you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself
I’m an amputee and I tell children that I’m a retired pirate, so I own 3 Jolly Rogers. That’s because I stand against coercion, authoritarianism, and fascism itself.
Clearly, I need a pride flag, even though I’m straight.
crimsonsage says
I do stand against their order and their civilization, but that’s only because I am a moral person. Also the gender ideology hydra goes hard, God they make us look so fucking cool.
shermanj says
Welcome to the freakshow. Part ignorance, part hatred, Adding more poison to the coolaid the sheople are paying to gulp down.
seachange says
Surprisingly difficult to find, many rainbow pirate flags have saudi-like scimitars on them instead of crossbones. But here is a jolly roger rainbow flag on etsy
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1233460974/lgbtq-pride-flag-rainbow-bandana-pirate?dd_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F
gijoel says
I have this image of a Mardi Gras float a la Crimson Permanent Assurance Company, boarding mega churches and right-wing think tanks.
Amy says
Transphobes provide us with some of the best shirt and tattoo ideas.
jo1storm says
#6 @cartomancer:
Reminds me of tumblr post, paraphrased:
rietpluim says
@PZ, you must have quite a stomach, still being on Twitter!
shermanj says
Yeah, a rainbow pirate flag sounds neat. Maybe it would cause some rtwingnut heads to explode.