Heed the octopuses’ warning!


Here’s a story that has sex, octopuses, population genetics, and climate change, all at once.

What should catch your eye, after the octopus sex, is the shift that enabled those populations to meet across the vast (currently) frozen mass of ice of the Antarctic: a 2°C increase in temperature relative to the modern day. Just 2°C will cause an ice sheet collapse, dramatic rises in sea level, and an increase in the frequency of extreme weather.

Earth scientists continually emphasize that humanity isn’t inescapably doomed by the coming, inevitable disruptions to the climate. It’s just the opposite. Society still has an extraordinary amount of influence in the matter: The more warming, the worse the impacts. But Earth’s inhabitants should be aware that a 2 C world has extreme effects. It’s all the more reason to avoid any warming above 2 C.

The Earth has been there before. It’s not a world we’d enjoy living on.

Comments

  1. SchreiberBike says

    I was excited by the mention of octopus scientists. Then I found out that it does not mean what I thought it meant, instead it’s human scientists who study octopuses. That was disappointing. Then I learned about one more sign of the disaster that humans are causing to themselves and their planet and I was ok with that, because I already have no hope.

  2. cartomancer says

    I don’t know if “Octopus Sex Bus” is a band name or not, but it definitely should be.

  3. StevoR says

    @ ^ cartomancer : If Octopuses can have gardens a la the beatles then I can’t see why they can have sex buses to travel to them..

    PS. I wonder if there are the marine equivalent of beetles (arthropods? Isopods?) in octopuses gardens?

  4. quotetheunquote says

    @ StevoR #4
    I don’t get it – why would they need to charter a “sex bus” when they can just go in the… “Yell-ow submarine”?

  5. birgerjohansson says

    And when they hang out in the gardens they rely on rock lobsters for the entertainment.

  6. says

    ChatGPT Prompt: Write a song about an octopus fornication highway.

    Verse 1:
    Eight arms to hold me tight
    As we swim through the ocean’s night
    In the depths, we move with grace
    Our love, a forbidden embrace

    Chorus:
    Octopus fornication highway
    Where we twist and turn, our love will never decay
    Through the seaweed and the coral reef
    Our love is all we need

    Verse 2:
    We twist and twirl in a dance so wild
    Our bodies intertwined, love in full shine
    Our colors change, a display of bliss
    Together, forever, we’ll find our miss

    Chorus:
    Octopus fornication highway
    Where we twist and turn, our love will never decay
    Through the seaweed and the coral reef
    Our love is all we need

    Bridge:
    In this underwater world, we rule
    Our love, a beautiful, aquatic jewel
    No one can stop us, we’ll always be
    Together, forever, on the octopus fornication highway

    Chorus:
    Octopus fornication highway
    Where we twist and turn, our love will never decay
    Through the seaweed and the coral reef
    Our love is all we need

    Outro:
    We’ll keep swimming, forever true
    Our love, an underwater tale for me and you
    On the octopus fornication highway
    Our love will always find its way.

  7. StevoR says

    @ ^ Robert Westbrook & #6. Jazzlet : Thanks!

    Except trying to get the tune for that AI song now..