Too much work piled up, too much of it late, I’m sequestering myself in my office/lab all day, if you never hear from me again, dispatch a crew to haul my corpse out before I stain the carpet.
The good news, though, is that if I survive today I’ll be able to breathe for part of this week.
I will send in my trusty squad of rescue cats to make sure you are alright. Note: these aren’t cats from a rescue shelter. Instead these felines are highly-trained to rescue distressed academics.
@ bigzebra, # 1: Those are no ordinary cats!
@ #1
Just make sure you feed ’em before sending them out on a job.