I was going to tell you that I’ve signed up for 6 panels at the Convergence con in July, and therefore you should all come, but this announcement takes the wind right out of my sails.
Don’t bite. I think you’re supposed to pound something, instead.
weylguysays
Oh God. The Convergence notice says that Chuck Tingle has a Ph. D. in holistic massage from DeVry University, a degree that I would put on par with any degree from Trump University. Worse, he is referred to as “Dr. Tingle,” no doubt an impressive title with the Fox News folks.
My boyfriend once made me a fake book in a chuck tingle style for valentines, with reference to my interest in accurate paleontology. Sadly, the inside is just blank pages I’m using as a sketch book.
=8)-DXsays
@Great American Satan #5
I have to say that is beautiful!
=8)-DX
ridleykemp says
I am biting my tongue so hard right now. So very hard.
PZ Myers says
Don’t bite. I think you’re supposed to pound something, instead.
weylguy says
Oh God. The Convergence notice says that Chuck Tingle has a Ph. D. in holistic massage from DeVry University, a degree that I would put on par with any degree from Trump University. Worse, he is referred to as “Dr. Tingle,” no doubt an impressive title with the Fox News folks.
PZ Myers says
Like everything with Tingle, there’s a strong whiff of irony in everything.
Great American Satan says
My boyfriend once made me a fake book in a chuck tingle style for valentines, with reference to my interest in accurate paleontology. Sadly, the inside is just blank pages I’m using as a sketch book.
=8)-DX says
@Great American Satan #5
I have to say that is beautiful!
=8)-DX
Great American Satan says
My favorite part: “Sinosauropteryx prima? Never heard of her!”
I’m glad at least one person ever liked that. I shared it on tumblr and was like, y’all got no damn taste.