I’m all done with classes! But I still have a full schedule. Here’s my day:
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Walk down to the gym, put in a half hour or so.
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Walk to the coffee shop, plunk my butt down and drink a cup.
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Grade.
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Grade.
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Grade.
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Go home and pass out.
It is a good plan. It is the best plan.
davidw says
You forgot “eat while grading”. I almost always eat “al desko”. That’s why there’s the occasional spot of barbecue sauce on my papers. (Hey, I make my own, and I have to be constantly doing quality testing!)
FossilFishy (NOBODY, and proud of it!) says
So you’re going to grade until you reach your angle of repose?
(I’ll see myself out.)
cartomancer says
Swap round items 8 and 17. Much better way to proceed.
sjdorst says
Insert 1 step between #14 & #15:
Primal Scream
You’ll feel better for it.
kenbakermn says
Sounds like a perfect day. Until you get to step 3.
But this makes me think. Back in one of the previous centuries, I forget exactly which one, when I was in college, I probably didn’t appreciate the professors enough for all the work they had to put in after I was done and celebrating with a keg.
halbatross says
Tremendous … tremendous plan. The best plan ever.
rodw says
Grade old one. Grade like the wind
mcfrank0 says
It looks like Trump Tweets have totally infected our culture. Sad!
shouldbeworking says
That was my weekend. One month to go before the end of high school classes and that will be my plan as well.
Cuttlefish says
You stole my plan.