Hey, little Golden Tortoise Beetle, you’re looking adorable!
That’s a nice shiny Golden Tortoise Beetle, I love that little transparent shell over your shiny goldenness.
Golden Tortoise Beetle, you’re so shy and cute. Peep out from under your shiny carapace. Yes, you peep out, you little buggy-wuggy.
Watcha doin’, Golden Tortoise Beetle?
Golden Tortoise Beetle, you’re looking adorable!
I like Golden Tortoise Beetles!
'Tis Himself says
That’s too cutesy-wootsy.
sabazinus says
Apparently they like to eat morning glory leaves. I may have to plant some just to attract the beetles.
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
Very much full of awesomeness
pensnest says
Oooh, *shiny*!
Beatrice says
*squee*
Khm. This might be the cutest beetle I’ve ever seen.
brazenlucidity says
Sniny!
Sili says
Who are you, and what have you done with PZed?
sharon says
They would make great earrings.
Ogvorbis: The only post-Permian seymouriamorph says
First two images, I was wondering why you had posted photos of a beetle encased in plastic. Looked like a miniature paperweight.
Cute (and weird) beetle. Obviously intelligently designed. No way could that have evolved from a pony!
Antiochus Epiphanes says
Damn these beetles and what they’ve done to the formerly frozen cockles of my heart.
Emu Sam says
Are you testing ways of convincing people with parasites in their brains that the things of which the parasites have convinced them are false?
Marcus Ranum says
No way could that have evolved from a pony!
If there are golden tortoise beetles, why are there still tortoises? Huh? Wiseass evilutionist, I stumped you, huh?
Larry says
Not being particularly interested in beetles, I find this one, in the words of the Great Vulcan, to be fascinating. Doing a little research on this bug, I discovered this interesting little nugget (get it? golden. nugget? Ha!).
Not bad for the little guys ‘n gals!
earlycuyler says
Meh. I could duct tape a clear plastic dinner plate to my cat’s back and get the same thing, only bigger. Wouldn’t be worth the massive loss of blood and trip to the hospital though.
Louis says
Not to mention, why is there still gold?
Louis
procyon says
I thought the first picture was a toy. Never seen or heard of a tortoise beetle. There’s always something new under the sun.
ChasCPeterson says
bah. You know who else likes beetles?
YHWH, that’s who. Inordinately.
Me, I like turtles.
damonbradshaw says
Did PZ just inadvertently post the text to the book he’s been working on?
Happiestsadist, opener of the Crack of Doom says
Awww. I think a lot of bugs are cute, but that little face just made me coo at the screen. So cute! And now, I want some gold nail polish. Your nature posts inspire more of my fashion than they maybe should, PZ.
pipenta says
What Sharon said.
If only I could train a pair to sit on my earlobes.
The only problem is, these are tidy little post earring beetles like what accounts types wear. I’m a creative. I need hanging earrings. So what I really want are a pair of tamed “Cicindela sexguttata”. They’d sink their formidable little mandibles into my earlobes just so, and dangle.
Six-spotted tiger beetles aren’t only sparkly, they’re bright green and FIERCE!
Glen Davidson says
Dressed fit for a vault.
Glen Davidson
pipenta says
FWIW, one of these things* is not like the other.
*Critters in 4th photo.
Audley Z. Darkheart, the joke killer says
Now I do too!
I’m so not a bug person, but I couldn’t help going “awwwwwwwe!”
Charly says
The mating pair seem to me as different species, they have significantly different shape. I remember seeing something about these on WEIT not so long time ago. Are there any entomologists around who could confirm/correct this notion?
But they all are cute little buggers, that is for sure.
MG Myers says
Fun Fact:
Golden tortoise beetles can change color.
sharon says
When you see something like this, you realize how pathetically unimaginative creatures invented by science fiction writers are.
Musca Domestica says
The captions are golden :D I like Golden Tortoise Beetles!
sharon:
I so want to make jewelry with these. But that’s my reaction to very many things…
skeptifem says
AWW the captions make this post so much cuter.
fabianocaccin says
Timey wimey.
Yes.
With the exception of shoggoths (if that is the correct plural form)
cyberCMDR says
Talk about being bitten by the gold bug!
I wonder how this plays out in natural selection. Having a sniny exterior would be counterproductive if birds found them appetizing.
Caine, Fleur du mal says
Wow. And here I thought ambush bugs were odd critters. I’ll have to pay more attention to all the Morning Glory around here.
a3kr0n says
It looks like a piece of jewelery.
I like shiny things!
Tethys says
These are the coolest beetles!
You won’t find them on morning glories though, I get them on the ornamental sweet potato Ipomea batatas varieties with chartreuse foliage.
That last photo is awesome, considering how small they are.
Ogvorbis: faucibus desultor singulari says
Which, when one considers just how short their life expectency is, would translate to a human spending a copule of months for one screw. I wonder if they get the same warnings we get on TV? The one about, ‘if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours . . .’?
frankb says
When I showed these photos to a coworker, she immediately thought of a James Bond type spy device. James probably has a selection of these in a case in his pocket.
computerguy says
I’m surprised that nobody else has thought of the Edgar Alan Power story.
ChasCPeterson says
post #36: real or poe?
salahhesali says
Omg, there is only one thing that would make them cuter: if they were cats.
aspidoscelis says
Re #24 from Charly & #22 from pipenta:
Yeah. I’m not an entomologist, but I occasionally play one in real life. Definitely two species we’re dealing with in these images. 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 5th images are apparently clavate tortoise beetles (Plagiometriona clavata) which, FWIW, I’ve seen eating Datura in New Mexico. The first image there is even on bugguide.net as Plagiometriona clavata:
http://bugguide.net/node/view/671427/bgimage
The 4th image probably is in fact a golden tortoise beetle (Charidotella sexguttata). Apparently the image is taken from here:
http://magickcanoe.com/blog/2008/07/04/precious-metals/
Happiestsadist, opener of the Crack of Doom says
MG Myers @ #25: So, they’re pretty much the coolest ever, then.
aspidoscelis says
Okay, I think I was wrong calling 1, 2, 3, & 5 Plagiometriona clavata. It looks as though they are more likely in the genus Aspidomorpha (e.g., Aspidomorpha santaecrucis, which apparently does not have a commonly-used English name beyond “tortoise beetle”). Anyways, English names aren’t always particularly meaningful… and don’t trust insect taxonomy from random web aggregator websites (apparently all images here were taken from one of several web aggregators – they all appear at 9wows.com, smilorama.com, etc.).
Also, in light of the recent kerfuffle about Justin Vacula’s use of one of Surly Amy’s images, it’s worth asking if this kind of uncredited use of images (of unknown copyright status, etc.) culled from web aggregators is really something we’re collectively “OK” with. At least Vacula credited Amy and linked to the source; although I don’t know much about the legality of the situation, my feeling is that ethically this makes his use much more defensible than this.
harbo says
Insects this demonstrative are usually venomous, toxic, or smelly.
chris says
They eat my most hated weed: bindweed! I want them! Actually I want them in my backyard neighbor’s yard. They paved their backyard, but left some dirt under what seemed to be a bench area. The bindweed (also known as field morning glory) grows unimpeded there, and pokes through the fence.
I spent three years getting rid of that stuff in my previous house, but it does not help when the neighbors ignore this noxious weed (it is on the county’s noxious weed list).
lurker42 says
There’s Golden Tortoise Beetle yarn if you want to knit one:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/77181575@N06/7160114472/in/photostream
The company is Cephalopod Yarn so it’s double appropriate, I’d say.
lurker42 says
Dammit. Cephalopod Yarns.
http://cephalopodyarns.com/
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pensnest says
lurker42, you are a cruel, cruel person. My life is now incomplete. I do not possess… oh, at least three dozen of those fabulous yarns. :-(
lurker42 says
Yes, I am. But I spelled it ‘crewel’.
I will not be satisfied until everyone suffers the same unfulfilled longing as I do; to possess all the hand-painted, luxury yarns.
pensnest says
lurker42, there is a yarn in that collection called Vampire Squid. This is Unfair!
Ichthyic says
You won’t find them on morning glories though, I get them on the ornamental sweet potato Ipomea batatas varieties with chartreuse foliage.
interesting. that, combined with the note that they also eat Datura…
all those belong to the same family of plants, do they not?
my guess would be these little guys are pretty toxic, and the bright colors might be aposematic.
Ichthyic says
yup:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solanaceae
when you get a species that tends to focus on eating toxic plants, there’s typically a reason for that.
mothra says
#39 beat me to it, although I suspect there are three species here, #’s 1-3, #4 and #5. Being a lepidopterist rather than a coleopterist, I’ll leave it to the beetle people. However, beetles sure must be inordinately fond of fooling people into believing there is a god.
Tethys says
They are both commonly called potatoes, but Ipomoea is a member of the Convolvulaceae family.
Datura is a member of the Solanaceae or nightshade family, which includes tomatoes, and potatoes.
I’ve never had the Golden Tortoise Beetle on the Datura. They do host three lined potato beetles, which have the most disgusting larvae ever.
(and I like bugs!)
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