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Caine, Fleur du Mal says
:yawns: Fuck off, Cupcake.
Rev. BigDumbChimp says
Obsessive kook
Carlie says
Um, what?
nigelTheBold says
I’m confused. What was CIVIL about CHRIS in the first place? He came in like a mediocre asshole, presented himself like a mediocre asshole, and left like a flaming bathetic mediocre asshole.
Why would CHRIS expect civility in the first place?
Erulóra Maikalambe says
I can tell Chris is not a Ruby programmer, because he’s clearly gone off the rails.
/horribleprogrammingjoke
PZ Myers says
Every comment ever left here by Chris, the arrogant, obsessed, fucking bad programmer has been deleted. Any other attempt by him to comment here will meet the same fate. For those of you wondering why, now that there’s a void of a few hundred comments in this thread, it’s because he was an asshole: he indignantly insisted that he was a phenomenal programmer, based on his ability to write sloppy code and spam this site with song lyrics.
What a jerk. Case closed: he’s incompetent.
chigau (む) says
PZ
Ba’alzamon is also claiming to be CHRIS.
Anteprepro says
And with Chris’s removal, the comment count goes down by 200. A true testament to his level of snippy assholery.
chigau (む) says
Can we return to making merchandise suggestions?
I still want a dead porcupine lapel pin. or necklace.
PZ Myers says
Surly Amy makes a lovely porcupine necklace now. It’s adorable, and has a one word label: “insert”.
chigau (む) says
I was picturing something small that we could all wear to secretly identify one another.
We could also have a secret password and a secret handshake and …
maybe I’ll just go get my tinfoill hat
Erulóra Maikalambe says
What happened to “A Witness” and that YouTube video? It’s been a couple days and I’m still waiting for that evidence that PZ is a horrible liar and made this whole thing up.
Erulóra Maikalambe says
Uh. Wrong thread.