OK, so I was sent this picture, and I want to make it clear: this is not me giving a lecture.
Although, I must say that if you look closely, there is a distinct resemblance to Ken Miller…could he be a closet cephalopodophile?
I disavow any association with this photo!
Some are born cephalopods,
Some achieve cephalopoddity,
Some have cephalapoddity thrust upon ’em.
You know you’re famous when your homemade porn gets leaked onto the internet….
Paris Hilton could learn a thing or two from you, methinks.
Smooth operator.
I’m the pied piper,
cephalopod o’ me.
As the nephew of a Cephalovestite, this pictures brings back some sad memories.
I can still remember the sight of his low-swinging tentacles, asking us what we “ink” of his new outfit…
If I had this suit, I would wear it to teach the first day of classes every quarter. And probably the second day. And…
You know, there was that South Park episode where the Queer Eye guys were revealed to be Crab People…I detect a thickening plot…
Be honest, you want an outfit just like it.
Swing low, sweet tentacle…
Since cephalopods are godless, tentacled abominations by default, that yould make Miller a closet atheist as well.
You’ve got to be squidding me.
It can’t be a lecture. It’s Saturday.
You (or Ken..really, it’s none of my business) look fabulous, though. Really. If I weren’t happily married, straight, square enough to be a little scared by transvestites, and content to confine my, ahem, explorations to others of my same species…well, I don’t know what would happen. But I’m fairly sure that there isn’t any religious tradition that wouldn’t consider it an abomination.
o_0
I’ve….I’ve seen that before. On a Chan.org site. I think a /b/tard made it.
It is definitely NOT something I ever expected to creep out of the murky depths of 4chan or 7chan.
As a devout Architeuthist, I’m deeply offended by this blasphemous portrayal of Our Holy Prophet and wish you all to rot in Spermwhale-belly forever !
Whoever it is has good legs. I’ll give him that much.
While it may slightly resemble Ken Miller, that is obviously Mark McGwire.
I had no idea ‘roids may produce tentacles.
Wait, you mean this ISN’T the result of a bet you won against Phil Plait?
PZ,
Have you ever seen this gem of a film, “Calamari Wrestler?”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0428662/
I was exposed to it at a party — thankfully I don’t remember much.
The Calamari Wrestler.