You might think my hat is funny, but I don’t.
I’m the Grand Wazoo.
Keeper of the mystic scrolls.
And rolls of parchment from the lodge.
And I’m a Veteran.
Every day on coffee break at the hardware store, I tell Fred
What to expect because we play pranks during the . . . initiation.
I’m the Grand Wazoo.
I’m the Grand Wazoo.
I’m the Grand Wazoo.
I’m the Grand Wazoo, from the hardware store.
Fuck you if you don’t like my hat.
Dragosays
I’m quite sure it’s serendipitous, but I the title of that Sadly, No post together with your mug prominently displayed first, kind of reminded me of something. Apparently they didn’t mention the squid hats to you before you left…
quorksays
“A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.”
Or else he’s bat**** insane. Either way, they give him lots of elbow room.
I notice that some of the other photos on that page are obvious photoshop jobs, but that wa sunnecessary for PZ.
Incidentally, I think of you every time I leave the grocery store by my house because there is a brightly coloured cephalapod toy in the crane game by the exit.
RETARDEAU says
We tried to save you, PZ! But the wingnut monster was too strong!
Aaron M says
Well, that is a pretty good hat.
Aaron M says
and I suck at html.
deanbcurtis says
“A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.”
Ken Cope says
You might think my hat is funny, but I don’t.
I’m the Grand Wazoo.
Keeper of the mystic scrolls.
And rolls of parchment from the lodge.
And I’m a Veteran.
Every day on coffee break at the hardware store, I tell Fred
What to expect because we play pranks during the . . . initiation.
I’m the Grand Wazoo.
I’m the Grand Wazoo.
I’m the Grand Wazoo.
I’m the Grand Wazoo, from the hardware store.
Fuck you if you don’t like my hat.
Drago says
I’m quite sure it’s serendipitous, but I the title of that Sadly, No post together with your mug prominently displayed first, kind of reminded me of something. Apparently they didn’t mention the squid hats to you before you left…
quork says
Or else he’s bat**** insane. Either way, they give him lots of elbow room.
I notice that some of the other photos on that page are obvious photoshop jobs, but that wa sunnecessary for PZ.
Left_Wing_Fox says
Hehe, Love the Serenity quote.
And if you don’t have one of those hats PZ, I think we know what to get you for your birthday.
BrassyDel says
That is a very cool hat, dear sir. :D
Incidentally, I think of you every time I leave the grocery store by my house because there is a brightly coloured cephalapod toy in the crane game by the exit.
Republic of Palau says
My gravatar cuttlefish hat’s much nicer, IMO, but unfortunately it’s not actually real.
Kevin Bryant says
Don’t ask me to knit you one of those.
Peter Barber says
Now I have this image stuck in my mind of UMM faculty members dressing up as cephalopods at weekends, and – er…
Need… cognitive… therapy…