Just Doesn’t Hit the Same


There was some debate as to the validity of my notion that Dobald Upchuck Scump is an atheist, but you know, shitler and I at least have this much in common – we are blasphemies in motion.  But with his hand on the bible and mine on the atheist bloge network, it just doesn’t hit the same when I make like him.  I’ll hafta try harder next time.

**EDIT, important note below the image**

** i know some people would feel weird about saying anything positive to ai art, so in case it wasn’t clear from how fast this very detailed and rendered image was produced, i did the same thing tvfnk did, and had ai assist my iconoclasm.

midjourney did a terrible job of it, chatgpt’s thing was crashing.  google gemini was the winner, producing almost exactly this image in one try.  i’d fed it two photos of me.

anyway i am in favor of ai art being a thing, so ideally do not be trying to wage that war in my particular comments.  mano has a topical post to do that with.

Comments

  1. flex says

    It Doesn’t Just Hit the Same

    Awww, too cherubic for words.

    But if you are competing with the Jesus Haploid Trump, you need more fire and brimstone. Storm clouds and lightning in the background, the middle-ground should include Catholic saints (Sebastian and Valentine may be good choices, a lot of blood on them) on their knees petitioning you for salvation, and in the foreground you holding one of tablets from the ten commandments (with a lot of the “nots” missing) while simultaneously raising Christ (resplendent in his crown of thorns) from the dead, preparing to restore Christ to heaven. Only then will you come close to capturing the hubris of fearless leader.

    Yet, between the two, I prefer the image in the OP. It suits you better.

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