Demonic Discount Candy Week


The only thing I may possibly love more than Halloween is the following week – Discount Candy Week! Not only is it the one time of the year where you can buy bags and bags of chocolate (relatively) guilt-free, but it’s also when I have money to do so thanks to my birthday (22 today, wooo!). My parents sent me a check for my b-day, and in the card my mom wrote “Don’t spend it all on Reese’s Cups” – she knows me far too well.

But now I have even more reason to love Halloween candy – apparently it’s all demonic because witches have prayed over it!

Hey, that’s fine, fundamentalist Christians. I’ll take any candy you don’t want. Or maybe this is just an evil plan to make all heathens obese and have tooth decay…hmmm….

Comments

  1. says

    Discount Candy Week sounds a lot like Volentine's Day… every February 15th, we celebrate the day of half-off chocolate. :-)

    Off to eat some cursed candy out of the head of a pumpkin!

  2. says

    Discount Candy Week sounds a lot like Volentine’s Day… every February 15th, we celebrate the day of half-off chocolate. :-)Off to eat some cursed candy out of the head of a pumpkin!

  3. says

    Happy Birthday!

    To remove demons from Reese's Cups, you nibble around the outside first to let the demon slip out. Then you can eat the peanut buttery goodness inside.

    Hey, it makes as much sense as exorcism rites!

  4. says

    Happy Birthday!To remove demons from Reese’s Cups, you nibble around the outside first to let the demon slip out. Then you can eat the peanut buttery goodness inside.Hey, it makes as much sense as exorcism rites!

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