Literally everything awful in the world is claimed by ISIS, even when intelligence groups release reports stating that no communications occurred between the perpetrator(s) and the so-called Islamic State. ISIS has claimed responsibility for a few attacks where the connections were ideological at best, and people have started to notice. Compounded by the ridiculousness of ISIS claiming responsibility for the Eiffel Tower fire–which was caused by malfunctioning fireworks–the French started #DaeshRevendique, or #IsisClaims.
#DaeshRevendique les chaussettes qui disparaissent de la machine à laver
“ISIS claims responsibility for socks that go missing from the washing machine”
#DaeshRevendique notre défaite à l’Euro
“ISIS claims our defeat in the Euro”
Perhaps my favourite:
@realDonaldTrump's wife Melanie plagiarizes Michelle Obama's speech. #IsisClaims responsibility ; ]
— stevem (@stevemakastevem) July 19, 2016
Let’s not forget our critical thinking skills please.
-Shiv
They turned me into a newt!
I got better.
They’re responsible for everything?
PERFECT!
I can sue ISIS for my loss of sanity, the bills for my current hospital visit, and compensatory damages enough afford housing even in Vancouver. Who knew life was going to get better so fast?