The year the ancient Mayans said would be the last. And why shouldn’t we believe in the prognostications of Mesolithic shamans? I don’t know about you, but I’m going out in style. In the past, for decades, I was an avid body nazi, I ate, drank, and slept training. Over the years I tried many workouts the one I found the most effective is called Cybergenics. It’s brutal, but oh, man the results, people would come up and accuse me of being on roids.
Over the last five years I got badly out of shape. But then last year I managed to get back into it even completing an eight week Cybergenic cycle. Before I broke my back in September in I had gotten in half decent shape. That injury ended that. But now I’m on the mend and my resolution is to get shredded, one more time. I have a great training partner, in fact she’s a female body builder, and I know what I’m doing. If I can keep it up, by the time the end of world rolls around I’ll leave a finely honed corpse. And if the world doesn’t end? There’ll be time to enjoy it!
Maybe I’ll even chronicle the adventure here. Although it’s all a lot easier to blog about than to do.
How about you? Any changes in the works for your New Year?
I’ve been instructed by my new doc to get more exercise and drink less. So 1/2 hour on the elliptical 5 days a week and yoga class once a week are on the calender. The second may have to wait for the development of non alcoholic whiskey.
Fixxored for great accuracy (at least in my case)
Don’t pick on the poor Mayans. They didn’t figure the world was going to end in 2012. They just decided the Long Count calender they used would end in the equivalent of 2012. Another cycle would then commence, with no indication it meant anything more than another cycle beginning. Unfortunately they had no way of knowing a bunch of 20th Century woo merchants would appropirate their work to scare people and sell crap.