Yes, Russian crypto-pseudo zoologists who have nothing to gain — except fame and fortune through books, tapes, and tourism — are, once again, claiming they have incontrovertible proof for a living Yeti. Except the bullshit and backpedaling begins right away:
Russian researchers looking for the yeti — the Asian version of the North American Bigfoot — claim to have found “indisputable proof” of the long-sought mystery beast in Siberia. There isn’t a ton of evidence to work with — just a few strands of hair and some tracks in the snow — but it’s enough that the research team says its 95 percent sure that the yeti exists. Others, however, are mighty skeptical of the findings.
Of course, a few strands of yak hair and some markings in the snow. LOL, oh yeah, it’s bullet proof man! You know what would really be indisputable proof for a Yeti? A Yeti.
The Lorax says
I lol’ed. Well played, good sir.
binjabreel says
“Bring me a bag of Bigfoot’s droppings or shut the hell up!”
“I have the droppings of someone who saw Bigfoot…”
“Shut the hell up!”
Stephen "DarkSyde" Andrew says
That’s a good point, a skull showing diagnostic signs with an interesting radiodate, coprolites, some fucking hair that tests out. ANYTHING. Any physical evidence.
ajb47 says
Indisputable.
You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means.
AJ
Aliasalpha says
“indisputable proof”
“95 percent sure”
Do those terms go together?
macallan says
That’s not a yeti, it’s just Reinhold Messner looking for a mountain he didn’t climb yet.