How else could a naked clergyman get a potato in there?
Just a suggestion: if he’d been wearing two wetsuits while hanging his curtains, it would never have happened.
And that means you’re going to have to get your holiday greeting cards mailed off soon, if you want them to arrive before the Reason for the Season…Isaac Newton’s birthday. Now I don’t want to hear anyone waging war on the true meaning of the holiday in the comments, either, unless it’s to point out that it is also Squidmas.
So…is “bidet-face” a common Romanian insult? Quick! Someone alert Nisbet!
Which is satire? Which is sincere?
But it seems to be serious. You have to read Christians AGAINST Cartoons — it claims that most cartoons are part of an anti-Christian campaign, and that they promote unwholesome values (like, say, a sense of humor). You will learn that Dora the Explorer promotes SATANISM and COMMUNISM, and that she has a TALKING GOAT (nudge, nudge). Hello Kitty leads children into Egyptian paganism. Adult Swim Sin is nothing but pornography and perversion. As for Spongebob Squarepants…Heads of the BEAST Ridden by the Mother of HARLOTS!!! Abomination of the Earth!!!
Man, now I have a real itch to turn on Nickelodeon and the Cartoon Network.
You really have to look at this shirt from the right perspective.
On a superficial level, you might think it portrays a pirate octopus battling a team of ninja pandas, but you would be wrong. What looks like chaos is actually coordinated teamwork by both pirates and ninjas together. Fear them.
Not to mention “Come” and “Pussy Control”…I knew that Prince had been getting weird, but the tale of his descent into Jehovah’s Witlessness and his newfound contempt for homosexuals is really depressing. It’s true. Religion poisons everything.
I’ve still got a hard disk stuffed full of lubricious silkiness from before his brain rot, at least.
It isn’t so good for a fellow’s sanity to get the full dose of my inbox all at once, rather than spread out over four days. I got my mail working again a little while ago, and just browsed through some of the crazy stuff you people send me. Be amused.
A priest dared to ordain women. He’s getting a reward, though: he’s being excommunicated.
A priest denies communion to Obama supporters. He’s intrinsically evil.
I have to give the Pastor Ray Mummert award to the Bishop of Lancaster, who has declared that the problem with the church is all those darned educated people who aren’t attending Mass.
Maybe I should find a case of a commentator saying something nice about someone. How about this? Sarah Palin is the incarnation of “practical common sense conservatism”. Well, you all know what I think of conservatism.
People are worried about the “mark of the beast”? Really? A company that makes recognition systems tries to preempt concerns that their devices are tools of the devil by making a suggestion in all seriousness that people should use their left hand in their scanners, because the bible says the mark is on the right. Little do they know but that agents of the anti-christ will be observing scanner use and writing down the names of anyone who uses the wrong hand in their satanic machines.
And of course I’m still getting lots of loony Catholic email over crackers. This one from a Catholic priest, I thought, was amusing.
What about eucharistic miracles that have happened in our own times?
http://www.dsanford.com/miraclehost.html
this one was actually verified by a scientific team and some video footage.Also, my patron saint, saint joseph of cupertino (1603-1663), would levitate as he consecrated the host at Mass, this was witnessed by many people including the pope of the time and other secular leaders. he also performed other miracles just like all the official catholic saints …
I think “just like all the official catholic saints” is the operative phrase here. Cheap tricks in front of credulous audiences…just like all of them.
This old-school public service announcement is warning of the dangers of smut—and for some reason it’s illustrated with a many-tentacled cephalopod hovering above my state. Prophecy?
There are more strange PSAs collected online.
The bigotry is going too far. Now the Diocese of Bath and Wells has banned garden gnomes from their cemeteries. What are we to do with the poor wee buggers, then? Let them rot in the streets?
I do appreciate the excuse given, though.
A spokesman for the Diocese of Bath and Wells said: “There is no such thing as a real gnome so why should we have such unnatural creatures in churchyards?”
Indeed. And what of the unnatural creatures that stock the interior of the churches?
