No, I don’t think I could do that. I’d rather my meals weren’t conscious while I masticate.
No, I don’t think I could do that. I’d rather my meals weren’t conscious while I masticate.
Gene Ray, of Timecube infamy, has a twitter account.
If he and Ashton Kutcher started following one another, that would be like crossing the streams. It would be bad.
By the way, he’s not a very funny guy — more like a racist homophobe with an ego. Not a nice fellow at all.
It’s always good to be able to categorize and explain relationships in the world.
I’m going to have to ponder this further, though. The Mummy is clearly in the same region as Frankenstein, but does the infectious nature of lycanthropy put the Wolfman in the same category as Dracula? I guess if zombies count as converters, so do werewolves. Curiously, the modern monsters of slasher flicks, the Freddies, the Michael Myerses (no relation), the Jasons, seem to have avoided the converter/contagion element of other movie monsters.
Discuss.
Some crazy lady in British Columbia named either Sonia or Tanja Jensen has me on a mailing list. I’m in good company; also on the list are the president of my university, Bob Bruininks, as well as Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, the Governor of Alaska, Greenpeace, Angela Merkel, and the German Balkan Trust. Strangely, NASA is not on the list. Without exception, all of her emails are raving mad. Here’s her latest, which I think is one of the finest examples of her output.
COULD NASA CAUSE THE SUDDEN DEATH OF EVERY LIVING THING ON EARTH? – “… the moon will not give its light …” Matthew 24:27-29
DEAR NASA:
DO YOU REALIZE BOMBING THE MOON COULD CAUSE THE SUDDEN DEATH OF EVERY LIVING THING ON EARTH, INCLUDING MANKIND. YOU COULD ALSO INTERFERE WITH THE MOON’S ABILITY TO LIGHT UP THE EARTH AT NIGHT, SO DON’T COMPROMISE THE PLANETS BY RECKLESSLY BOMBING THE MOON!I saw on the OCTOBER 9, 2009 news that NASA has been bombing the moon to see if there is water on it. You can’t find water by bombing! See the article below.
I heard the bomb did not detonate and is lodged inside the moon’s crater. I heard NASA sent another bomb to the moon last week (October 31), but the rocket malfunctioned.
If there is a live, unexploded bomb in the moon’s crater and another bomb is driven into it, this could cause a large nuclear reaction on the moon, perhaps causing a huge chunk of the moon to dislodge and hurtle through space.
That’s not a good idea, as the bomb could push the moon out of orbit and cause part or all of it to crash, with a worst case senario, to crash into the sun or the earth!
A collision of moon rock with the earth could cause such a dust cloud, that it could affect the earth’s atmosphere and destroy our air supply.
NASA has an underground bunker with life support, the human race does not. Don’t euthanize the human race by bombing planets!
NASA, you don’t have the right to destroy the human race by driving pieces of planets into space or into the earth, affecting us all.
The Bible prophesied the moon would not give it’s light at the end time at Matthew 24:27-29:
“For just as the lightening comes from the west, so shall the coming of the son of man be … the sun will be darkened and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will fall from the sky and the powers of the heavens will be shaken.”
Jesus said at the ‘end time’, mankind would be separated into the ‘wheat’ and the ‘weeds’. In other words, if we don’t repent of our reckless chicanery, we will be destroyed.
HARVEST
“Gather My Godly Ones to Me”
Psalms 50:5,6 says: “Gather My Godly ones to Me, those who have made a covenant with Me by sacrifice. And the heavens declare His righteousness, for God Himself is judge.”“Be Ashamed of Your Harvest”
Jeremiah 12:13 says: “They have sown wheat and have reaped thorns, they have strained themselves to no profit. But be ashamed of your harvest because of the fierce anger of YHWH.”“The Workers are Few”
Matthew 11:37 says: “The harvest is plentiful but the workers are few. Ask the Lord of the harvest, therefore, to send out workers into his harvest field.”“Allow Both to Grow Together”
At Matthew 13:26-30, Jesus said: “But when the wheat sprouted and bore grain, then the tares became evident also. … And he said to them, ‘An enemy has done this!’ The slaves said to him, ‘Do you want us, then, to go and gather them up?’ But he said, ‘No, for while you are gathering up the tares, you may uproot the wheat with them. Allow both to grow together until the harvest; and in the time of the harvest I shall say to the reapers, ‘First gather up the tares and bind them in bundles to burn them up; but gather the wheat into my barn’.”“The Harvest Has Come”
Mark 4:26-29 states: “The Kingdom of God is like a man who casts seed upon the ground and goes to bed at night and gets up by day, and the seed sprouts up and grows, how, he himself does not know …. But when the crop permits, he immediately puts in the sickle, because the harvest has come.”“He Who Does Not Gather With Me Scatters”
Luke 11:23 says: “He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me, scatters.”
“The Crop for Eternal Life”
John 4:35-38 says: “I tell you, open your eyes and look at the fields. They are ripe for harvest. Even now the reaper draws his wages, even now he harvests the crop for eternal life, so that the sower and the reaper may be glad together. Thus the saying ‘One sows and another reaps’ is true. I sent you to reap what you have not worked for. Others have done the hard work and you have reaped the benefits of their labor.”
GATHER THE ELECT
“His Spirit Has Gathered Them”
Isaiah 14:16,17 says: “Seek from the book of YHWH, and read: Not one of these will be missing; none will lack its mate. For His mouth has commanded, and His spirit has gathered them. And He has cast the lot for them, and His hand has divided it to them by line. They shall possess it forever; from generation to generation they shall dwell in it.”“For the Sake of the Elect, Those Days Will Be Shortened”
Jesus said at Matthew 24:21,22: “For then there will be great distress, unequalled from the beginning of the world until now – and never to be equaled again. If those days had not been cut short, no one would survive, but for the sake of the elect those days will be shortened.“So as to Mislead, if Possible, Even the Elect”
Matthew 24:24 says: “For false Christs and false prophets will arise and will show great signs and wonders, so as to mislead, if possible, even the elect.”“They Will Gather His Elect from the Four Winds”
Matthew 24:31 says: “He will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other.”“Lead Astray, if Possible, the Elect”
Jesus warned at Mark 13:22: “… false Christs and false prophets will arise, and will show signs and wonders, in order to lead astray, if possible, the elect.”“Justice for His Elect”
Luke 18:7 says: “Will not God bring about justice for His elect who cry to him day and night, and will He delay long over them?”If we bomb the moon, we could throw it out of orbit, it could terrify mankind. Luke 21:25,26 confirms this:
“Men will faint from terror …”Please find attached my bible summary. Please look up END TIME in my summary attached and see that Jesus, the true prophet, and our Saviour, prophesied about these things occuring over 2,000 years ago.
The Bible’s message does offer hope, as at Daniel 2:44, God promised a kingdom that ‘will never be brought to ruin’ and that he would ‘wipe the tears from our eyes’ … ‘death and mourning will be no more’
Please look these scriptures up in my attached Bible summary!
God loves each and every one of us and the Bible offers hope for all!!
Let’s start to follow the Golden Rule and ‘love god and our neighbour’!
Here’s the article about the bombing of the moon that I took from the internet:
[There was no link to any article actually included–pzm]
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Who gave NASA permission to bomb the moon? Is it legal for NASA to bomb the moon?It is not like their latest quest to mine for water on the moon was based on the major consensus of the American people. I think I speak for many when I say I was horrified by NASA’s latest expedition.
It reminded me of the 2008 Olympic event held in Beijing, where Chinese officials strategically attempted to control the weather with cloud seeding. They had rockets filled with pellets of Silver Iodide on stand by just in case any rain clouds were to approach Beijing. If ominous weather
were to threaten the Olympic events Chinese officials would give the OK to shoot the rockets into the atmosphere in order to make the rain clouds dump out all of its precipitation before reaching Beijing. What ramifications would this have had on the atmosphere we share? How would traces of silver iodide impact our lungs, our ozone, our water, or those with sensitive respiratory ailments, etc?
U.S. flags have been emblematically planted on the Moon, although no nation can claim ownership of any part of the Moon’s surface. According to the World Space Guide there are currently 11 countries sponsoring space agencies with space launch capabilities. 4 of those 11 countries have space agencies with manned spaceflight capability.
Reasonable men know it’s wrong to travel to the moon, bomb it or otherwise interfere with it’s orbit, as it is a lights for our night sky, influences the tides and is a valuable planet.
Let’s not interfere with the ecology of the moon!
Sincerely,
Tanja Jensen
Professor Thomas Tang of Middle Tennessee State University has broken the code of silence and revealed one of the vast powers which are conferred upon us when we land an academic job. It’s true, professors can send you to hell.
Frustrated over cheating allegations, one professor at Middle Tennessee State University took the idea of a traditional honor code in a controversial direction.
Suspecting that one of his MBA candidates had just cheated on an exam, Professor Thomas Tang had each of them sign a pledge that said if they had cheated, they’d be condemned to an eternity in Hell.
The pledge went on to say if the student cheated they will “be sorry for the rest of [their] life and go to Hell.”
Don’t worry, though, I only use it sparingly — on students whose cell phones go off in class, on the ones who raise their hands and ask, “Will this be on the test,” and on the ones who write “YAY JESUS” on the class evaluation forms at the end of the term.
Oh, and just a hint: don’t cut off college professors in traffic.
Gosh. I put out a call to vote for Biofortified in a blog contest, and you guys all did your part and registered and voted honestly, and now what happens? I’m accused of fixing the competition.
This group has been putting out the following messsage on Twitter: “Vote for Biofortified in Ashoka Changemakers contest”.
ÂA Monsanto PR operator has discreetly done the same and now the votes for Biofortified have suddenly exploded, more than doubling in a matter of hours in a completely unprecedented pattern.
Uh, I hate to say this, but the surge in votes is thanks to ME, not some obscure tweet on twitter, and I am not a “Monsanto PR operator”, nor is Biofortified a tool of Monsanto. And all I did is point people in the right direction.
Also, the pattern isn’t at all unprecedented. We see it all the time here on Pharyngula.
Somehow, this story is just too cliched.
Pastor Marc Grizzard claims the King James version of the Bible is the only true word of God, and that all other versions are “satanic” and “perversions” of God’s word.
On Halloween night, Grizzard and the 14 members of the Amazing Grace Baptist Church will set fire to other versions of the scripture, as well as music and books by Christian authors.
Book burning, sectarian intolerance, and overalls? Good grief, man, that is just playing to the stereotype of the southern good ol’ boy. Every educated Southerner is cringing at what you’re doing to their image.
I do wonder what Pastor Grizzard thinks of this version?
The web of lies was working away yesterday: apparently, some bored wankers created some twitter accounts and started injecting rumors into the internet that Hawking had been killed by a Christian fundamentalist, and they’ve been spreading everywhere — I’m getting all kinds of email from people wondering if it is true.
No reputable news source is carrying any story about it, and the only source is a couple of anonymous twitter accounts. So what do you think?
When I picked up my mail this afternoon, I was surprised to find several large boxes waiting for me. I was surprised when I opened them, both by the nature of their contents and by the fact that there was no note to say who sent them. Whoever it was, thank you! I don’t think anyone has ever given me a gift quite as unexpected. I now own…
