Somehow, this video reminds me of the party that never ends.

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I knew it would come to this. Now the indefatiguable thread is about porn stars. Let’s see how long you can keep it up (she said).

You can talk about other things, too, you know.

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Forget all this endless chatter, just watch the video. It’s Douglas Adams in fine form.

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Resetting old thread, resume conversation here.

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We have a wicked, psychotic cat who went insane during a time when we were fostering other cats for the humane society — some cats just don’t tolerate novelty and company — and ever since he’s been plotting to kill me. The only reason we’re keeping him around is that I’m pretty sure he’s the feline anti-christ, and confining him to our house in Morris means he won’t be conquering the world any time soon.

He attempted a prison break today, though, and ran loose in the yard for a while. And what happened? He found a baby bunny, killed it, and brought it back into the house. Then he gave me that “you’re next” stare.

So I’m showing him this video now. I’ve told him that it’s the mommy bunny, and she’s joined the house guard, so he’d better not leave now.

Talk about anything but satanic cats.

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The ancient, wizened thread might be 2,300 years old, or 21,700 or 27,000 years.

Isn’t it nice to begin a quiet Saturday morning with a stomping of an old jailbird and fraud?

Once again, the overflowing thread must spill over into a new vessel. Speak amongst yourselves as you are accustomed, but you might want to also weigh in another issue.

The comment threads are getting a bit fractious in general, and I keep hearing calls to ban so-and-so, throw whoever into the dungeon, crucify J. Random Idjit. I’m a little reluctant to use my vast powers so cavalierly, but I am considering whether I need to hold another Survivor: Pharyngula event just so everyone can blow off a little steam. Slaughtering a scapegoat always helps, doesn’t it?

Of course, I just get to play the Pontius Pilate role.

So…leave your thoughts in this thread. Do you oppose the idea, for any reason? I’m not committed to it. If you’ve got some infuriating nincompoop in mind, leave a name here, and a reason why they deserve the mighty banhammer.

And perhaps most importantly, who gets to play Biggus Dickus in the proceedings?

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The unending thread drifted onto the topic of cooking…but as usual, all the threads here always revolve around arguments. Then I realized that every thread is just another Abbott and Costello routine.

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We’ve taking a little tour through Europe lately, and you know what that means: grab your rentboy and sing along.

Keep on chatting. Long strokes, please.

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I’m in Orange County today, and I heard an odd comment that there was a dearth of godless music. I beg to differ: most music is godless, and I would point to rock as a genre that is almost entirely secular. You know, it doesn’t have to be overt and announce that god doesn’t exist to be compatible with freethought.

Anyway, among the vendors at this conference was a band, Galt Aureus — I bought one of their “Arrest the Pope” t-shirts and they were nice enough to give me one of their CDs, which I’ve loaded up unto my iPod Touch for the flight home. And as long as I’ve been unforgivably neglecting the endless thread, I might as well use one of their videos to reset it.

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