The thread is dead, long live the thread! Now party on, dudes.

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Gathering comments in the amaranthine thread is a bit like this:

Discuss.

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(via Dr Gen)

The insatiable thread briefly flirted with zombies, of which I approve, and then lapsed back into the World Cup obsession. We can’t have that. Too normal. Must instigate deeper weirdness.

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In our last installment of the entropic thread, I had a video of an attractive young anti-Catholic woman; at the end, people were asking about a vaguely-recalled American religious conservative who confessed to sex with a mule.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Neal Horsley, anti-abortion crusader, fanatical zealot of the religious right, and admitted mule-boinker.

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We’ll be on a plane leaving for America soon enough, so don’t fill up the unslakeable thread too quickly this time.

Maybe some melodic anti-Catholic imagery will distract you all for a bit.

(There is some nudity in this movie. I f you don’t like that, don’t watch it!)

Youtube censored the video, the whiny little cowards. Fresh version now on Vimeo.

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While you’re trapped in the inescapable thread, I’m here in Copenhagen.

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I have closed the previous edition of the undead thread, and now with great pomp and ceremony, inaugurate a new one.

Hint to any theists reading this: yes, this is exactly what your rituals look like to us godless folk.

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Please use the following video as an aid for diagnosing your condition if you are one of the contributors to the unending font of madness.

I think most of you are afflicted with number 3, “Causing a hullabaloo”.

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I also believe in dinosaurs, but this video is mainly an opportunity to sight-see a bit of New Zealand. Otherwise, you all know how the ad infinitum thread works — just talk about whatever you feel like.

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Sven seemed to think it a fine idea to launch everyone into space in the last iteration of the cosmic thread, and who am I to argue? Zoooooom!

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